David Smith

I watch sportsball and overthink a lot.

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

Boris Johnson in 2002

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

Reminder: The Tories won't ask the super-rich to pay more tax because their party is funded by the super-rich. The media would have made the public aware of this but the super-rich own the media too.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Welcome to Boris Johnson’s “golden age”

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

A 0-0 draw at the mighty Stockport County v Grimsby game with @samcolman10 had a better atmosphere than City thumping Norwich 5-0 #edgleypark

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

As if it's the international break already after today's fixtures 🤮

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

@Dendocror I know, how ridiculous that as a 6 year old my mindset wasn't I MUST ENSURE THE SKIN TONE OF THIS MASTERPIECE IS FAULTLESS. I was 6, who fucking cares?

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

“The big master of negotiations, Mr Daniel Levy, he knows everything so we could not do it.”

I can only begin to imagine the size of Daniel Levy’s grin when hearing Guardiola say that.

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

Having a shit hamstring is the most depressing thing

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

After last night’s Champions League qualification results, UEFA have confirmed the Portuguese league has overtaken Ligue 1 as the 5th best league in the world, meaning Lionel Messi no longer plays his football in a top 5 league… 😳

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

YE BWOIIIIII

[IGN @IGN]

The new Saints Row has been officially announced for a February 25, 2022 release. #gamescom2021

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

This weekend has actually been pretty dope. Footy with the boys followed by a sesh yesterday and big dog walk followed by going out for a tasty roast today. Yes m8

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

Plants vs zombies was, and still is, a quality game

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

It’s a cancer unit, not a hospital.
Guys pls could you RT?
The truth matters.

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

@marr_mite Yeah, had it Tuesday eve and felt like I've got an awful cold mixed with a terrible hangover at the same time ever since.
Feel a bit better today but now a headache has come to the party as well.

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

I really hope I feel better tomorrow as I'm SO looking forward to this weekend

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Nando’s now confirming what @BylineTV and @BylineTimes have been reporting for weeks. Their chicken shortage is due to Brexit, not some Pingdemic. Maybe the BBC and other media will start informing the public at some point

[David Smith @PuzzlemasterD]

Waking up after a great night's sleep and still having no energy whatsoever is one of the strangest feelings.