Prakash Vyas

[Prakash Vyas @PvGnlu]

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[Prakash Vyas @PvGnlu]

@ccc_jdvvnl Complaint No. 2189 is still unresolved. There has been no electricity since last night, causing severe inconvenienceDespite repeated waiting, no restoration timeline or resolution has been provided.
Request immediate attention #Jodhpur #PowerOutage #JDVVNL

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Don't worry. You are Abhishek Asthana not Mohammed Zubair. Delhi Police will not arrest you for your OLD tweets, Police won't file one FIR after another and make sure you visit multiple jails just for your OLD tweets. There won't be 8-10 FIRs in multiple states against you for your OLD tweets. State Govt will not form a Special Investigation Team (SIT) to probe you for your OLD tweets to make sure you remain in jail under UAPA. Even if they arrest, They will not form multiple teams to question you for hours about to foreign visits, your religion, your friends family and colleagues, Bank balance etc. You are Abhishek so you are safe. 🙂

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

God will protect you from what’s being planned behind your back.

[Ravin Purohit ~ रविन पुरोहित @Ravensidekick]

ये bbc , Hindenburg , wire वाले बकवास दिखा रहे है

असली पत्रकारिता तो अपने मीडिया वाले करते है Tshirt के नीचे वॉर्मर ढूँढते है बिकनी के रंग पर विवाद करते है कुछ ना मिले तो स्वर्ग की सीढ़ी ही दिखा देते है 😂

@AolNavneet

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

If you’re buying a car stay quiet.

If you’re taking a course stay quiet.

If you’re going on vacation stay quiet.

The reason why most of our dreams don’t come true is because we tell the wrong people at the wrong time.

[David @DavidSHolz]

the greatest tragedy of our modern age is that anger is loud and love is quiet

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Yeh air hostess itni English bolti hain. Ek baar mujhse poochti do you have waste? I said yes 32.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

“France deserved to win. Heartbreak 😭. Mbappe is the hero. My thoughts are with French fans tonight”

- Neha from Preet Vihar who went to France once for her honeymoon

[vishal dayama @VishalDayama]

if maradona was alive today he would have snorted so much coke in happiness that he would have died today

[Samriddhi K Sakunia @Samriddhi0809]

कितना चीख चीख के आपको आफताब का नाम बताया गया था, कितने बार उसके कौम पर सवाल उठाया गया था, कितने अच्छे से आपके मन मै ये बैठाया गया की कोई भी आफताब आपके बेटी के दोस्ती के लिए भी घातक होगा।

लेकीन क्या उसके बाद ये बताया गया की बीते हुए कुछ दिनों में:

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Don’t forget who checked on you when you were at rock bottom.

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

*Indian fans*

Before the match: 200 is power score

After first 5 overs: 180 bhi theek hai

After 10 overs: 160

Now: O palanhaare nirgun o nyaare

[Palak @Woh_meow_hai]

I used to think humari tv choti hai isliye iska sar nahi dikh raha

[मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @MumbaiPolice]

We shall keep them in stock for you, along with our challans.
Your safety is never a joke!

PS: If this ever will be basis for a stand up routine, ensure the message of safety is sent out as well.

#WearYourSeatbelts

[Shweta Kukreja @ShwetaKukreja_]

It took me 4 months to finish reading Bhagawad Gita but you can learn all of it in 2 mins.

Here are the chapter-wise takeaways:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Twitter Advertisers

[whydahi(Himesh's version) @vaidehihihaha]

Koi meri jhuthi kasam khalo taki mai mar jau

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

I always wondered how wealth disappeared through generations…