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I have to say stupid shit or I’ll die

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@SarahRemelius Sad to see you go friend 🥲

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Streaming at 7:30pm!

Plague Inc. & OW2 for some smooth brain plays tonight

Come hang out! And don’t forget to join the Discord

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Playing Overwatch 2 now! Come hang out :))
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Psssst! :eyes:
Come hang out in the stream! We have an empty spot with YOUR name on it!
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I understand body dysmorphia now

[CERB Gotti @TheSlowBurn]

Posting your Apple Music shit on wrapped day should be a federal offence.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wild to realize this guy I only knew as a singing comedian is one of the voices of our generation

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@brestonparfield Also, it has more to do with the fact that shorter people tend to have broader shoulders so it’s kind of a short kings play on the chad meme i think

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@brestonparfield This begs the question: Why does anyone share anything on twitter?

Id say 95% of the tweets I see are pretty pointless or pure memery.

Also weight is *mostly* a controllable factor so it wouldnt reallly be a fair comparison.

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@raptalksk Def not the best but ive always loved Lupe’s storytelling style

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@rxb1nk @SarahRemelius Me rn boppin’ to ‘About You Now”

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Casually jamming to early 2000’s Miranda Cosgrove at work and its all @SarahRemelius fault

[Jarel @MrJWells619]

Me eating by the gate while she getting her body wash thrown away by TSA

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@ileomar99 Same. Those post-work naps are a necessity but also destroy my sleep schedule :/

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@SarahRemelius
Happy Birthday stream queen✨

I like to think that my 2015 DM’s are what started your climb to fame🥹

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@rxb1nk @MattWest00

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@sheeeesshb No but my mom gave me her 28 year old cast iron skillet and I can TASTE the 90’s with it