> be Disney executive
> pay $4B for Lucasfilm in 2012
> greenlight a new trilogy to print money
> Force Awakens hits $2B. you are a god
> Last Jedi splits the fanbase
> Rise of Skywalker barely clears a billion
> teens now call Star Wars "out of order"
> Mandalorian and Grogu tracks franchise-low
> can't admit trilogy failed. shareholders watching
> tell Filoni the sequels need to be "branched off"
> cast members at parks start citing a time portal
> May the 4th merch quietly drops the sequels
> rumor leaks: Ahsoka finale severs the timeline
$4B of canon about to get filed under "alternate universe" because nobody can say the word "mistake"
A man spent 4 years secretly making a Star Wars coffee table for his son-in-law
“The wood is from an early 20th century headboard and each piece of the trench was painstakingly handcrafted … my jaw was on the floor when it was given to me”
(via u/endeebee)
🇳🇬 he's clocking out of his 9 to 5, and clocking IN to the competition! 👔➡️🗑️
Meet Peter, representing Nigeria on #MasterChef: Global Gauntlet NOW on @Hulu! 🌎👨🍳🔪 #TeamAfrica