ANDREW 💽 (PARODY)

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⠀ ⠀ ❝ CAN YOU TELL ME THE POINT IN PREACHIN' IF I'M ALREADY DAMNED .ᐣ.ᐟ ❞
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[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

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[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN oh
,, yyeah right i guess i forgot. sorry

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN i could?

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN oh.. aww

can you tell her i miss her too

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN oh
are you sure shes trying to pronounce my name???? haha

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN really??

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

oh my

[... He starts rubbing her bellaaaayyyyyyy]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

/ she tries to lick his finger, which results in her falling onto her back, waving her little paws up at him. Rub her bellayyyyyy. /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

oops-

sorry...

[he starts rubbing her head with his finger.]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

/ she sneezes. A cute little squeaky sneeze. /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

ahuh...

[He bumps his finger against Echo's nose.]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

Its alright. She’ll just get used to your smell quicker. Plus she and I don’t really like the smell of hand sanitizer.. euck.

/ echo keeps poking at andrew’s fingers. /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

UHM- sure?

Do I need to like... sanitize? or something?

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

She doesn’t warm up to people that quick usually… do you wanna hold her?

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

Oh- Oh!

um. Hello.

[he continues the tiny handshake.]

you're... very little.

goodness. your eyes are big.

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

AWWE. She likes you!!!

/ little baby echo looks up at Andrew with big, shiny eyes. Is that where boba comes from..? /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

Ohh. Poor thing.

[Hes acting like he knows what hes talking about. He has no idea. What the hell is a bean baby.]

... Is this a good gesture?

[Talking about how Echo's paw is on his finger. He does a gentle "handshake" movement with her.]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

/ she hesitates for a moment, before gently placing a little paw on his finger. /

She seems to be a bean baby!! Theyre these little creatures that kinda look a bit like people sometimes. She was really a baby when I found her.. poor thing hadnt even opened her eyes yet.

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

what-
what is she though?

[He doesnt believe hes ever seen anything like this. Is it some sort of rodent? A really fat bug?]

[He slowly waves to Echo.]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

My little baby echo! My lovely daughterrrr!!!!

/ echo is currently all curled up in papas hands. /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

[!!!!!]

UHM- wow!

what- um, what is that?

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

/ the fuzzy little creature pokes its face out to see whats going on. XX raises his hand to his head, letting her crawl into it. /

Awh, hi baby, you feeling curious? Don’t be shy, say hi!

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

H-

...

[He doesnt have the best view of... Whatever that thing is. All he can see is a tiny patch of blue fur. Its movement is a bit... startling to him.]

[20XX @CORALMAUVECYAN]

/ hm? Oh! That must be Andrew!!!! He bolts up, sprinting for the door, opening it with such excitement that it almost falls off. /

ANDREW!! Hey kiddo!!!!

/ … theres a weird moth like creature nuzzled up in his beanie. /

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN [He takes a deep breath, steadying himself, before giving a hard knock on the door.]

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN

[... This should be the right place. Andrew has double checked, triple checked, AND quadruple checked. He is 99% sure this is the right place. It has to be.]

[Lowering his phone from his place, he hesitantly walked up to the front door.]

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[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN um

i suppose i could come to your place then
mine's a total wreck

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

dont kill me

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

wow ive been so innactive lately
sorry.. i think

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN you do ?

[ANDREW 💽 (PARODY) @PWNEDev]

@CORALMAUVECYAN oh
we really dont- you really dont have to