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[Swords & Slippers @SwordsSlippers]

Rapunzel, oh Rapunzel, let down your hair!
Are you my prince? Come closer - if you dare. 👱‍♀️💀

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

grippin on my lil Charlie im boutta kirk off

[dingo @furailty]

yea yea jack off all the trades or something

[charlotte⚰ @charlotte113297]

wish i had a penis so i could hump the bed with my morning wood

[Hedgebrush @hedgebrush]

Referring to my balls as big naturals

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that it blew a hole through the palm of my hand like Jesus nailed to the cross

[❀ @lxntxgb]

no we cannot have sex with the big lights on

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

I was microwaved for 2 seconds as an infant

[wurm @wurmm_]

hello 911 id like to report a boner in me pants

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[kat @seafairyservant]

Fuck was I on last night

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

accidentally closed my ballsack in my car door

[swinky @swinkying]

keep that shit up ur gonna be reincarnated as a fuckin barnacle bro

[Cleo from 6 to 7 @corpsglorieux]

Pizza >>> leeches in your urethra

[swinky @swinkying]

talking tom told me to harm myself and others

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard at work it blew my office cubicle to pieces and killed my boss and 3 coworkers

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

you gonna suck whatever i pull out these spongebob boxers

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[alien gaming @pirate_gaming13]

nice boner 🤣🤣🤣🤣 whered you get it? the boner store? 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

I just bit my inflatable girlfriend on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out the window