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[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

hey pookies i have a new carrd who cheered😇😇 also i apologize mobile users cuz it looks very unfortunate on mobile. please view on desktop i beg, for i did not work on this for it to be displayed on an ugly mobile screen😔 https://t.co/uzxxGplbxN

[mono 🏳️‍⚧️ @monopurplee]

i think the most frustrating thing about generative ai is that there is *genuinely* no need for it to exist at ALL. if you were too lazy to write an essay/email, you would just copy from templates online. if you didn't have any drawing skills, you would photobash images together.

[andy from bees @andrenidae_e]

recently ppl have been asking me a lot of questions about why ai is so bad for the environment if its just water and i have learned that most people think the issue is solely water related so i wanted to talk briefly here about the actual issues. hold on for me to type all this.

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

@TSwanyIRL @sparklefacecard @nighttimemtime @GBluhz sure but barbie was carrying if we’re being fr…

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

if u genuinely think natlan had the worst archon quest please for the love of god go back to liyue… cuz that shit was so bad… i remember loving it 5 years ago but man oh man does it not age well compared to the newer aqs we got.

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

this is why i’ll always be baffled every time someone tries to say natlan had the worst aq cuz like… liyue is RIGHT there… i went back to it out of curiosity and its writing was just so abysmal compared to the powerhouses we got now like fontaine and nod krai

[mati 🐁 @sottoipovnti]

Going back to the liyue aq is always a "???" bc some parts are so hysterically nonsensical like how did ganyu not recognize zhongli? How did the fatui agents magically teleport to the jade chamber? Why did they never follow up on the fact that the only mint in teyvat is closed?😭

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

this and also because it gave us the funniest podcast moment of all time with harold and the purple crayon

[Lance 🇵🇸 ❤️🇮🇷 @lancestein936]

@tyl0saur I think adding Gresel was the best thing they have done in years. Having that third opinion really adds to the conversation.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Academy has banned AI from being eligible for Oscar nominations or wins.

• Only roles demonstrably performed by humans with their consent are eligible for nomination or victory.

• Screenplays must be human-authored to qualify for nomination or victory.

[freya ⚢ @aerithbina]

I really hate the "you're not a fan if you watch gameplay instead of play it yourself" discourse because there's endless possibilities as to why that might be

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

i remember the TRENCHES furina was in during the early fontaine days on genshintwt… so yeah um genshin women are just hated no matter what they do

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

ayaka and columbina were crucified for being kind to the traveler and furina was crucified for *not* being kind to the traveler at first. genshin women can’t fucking win

[June🐙 @adorelysia]

a woman could smile at the traveler and yall would call her a waifubait

[June🐙 @adorelysia]

a woman could smile at the traveler and yall would call her a waifubait

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

mind you i was planning on saving up for skirk and escoffier

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

unfortunately this mindset got me to wish for him and i got him last night even tho he’s one of my least fav chars in the game… i am a hashtag meta slave i fear

[tifa ✦ 680+ proofs. genshin hsr zzz wuwa pilot @skirkreeyn]

this guy is tempting because i literally have his premium team

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

cuz at least nightsoul-related abyss was still doable without a natlan character, meanwhile if you don’t have flins/ineffa/nefer/lauma/columbina you’re gonna sit with your 27/36 stars and you’re gonna LIKE them

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

flashbacks to a year ago when genshintwt was acting like natlan was a terrible nation for nightsoul mechanics making abyss harder but now lunar reactions are making me want to buy a gun

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

sycamore my goat

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

extremely funny to me how everyone in the replies is arguing over which professor is hot or not but the one we can all agree is hot is the kalos prof

[Índigo ☽☾ @nrmtenjoyer]

They made a hot professor in Hoenn, a chopped one in sinnoh, and then decided they'd just stick to got as hell professors from then

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

if you attempt spiral abyss without any nod krai units genshin will take you out back and shoot you

[Erbi @Erbiarts]

"this abyss is too easy"

the teams:

[val ☻︎ @pyrodolls]

IM SO HAPPY PEPPA PIG IS TRENDING RN THIS HAS BEEN MY SHIT BRO!!! Y’ALL CAN HAVE BLUEY I GOT MY PEPPA PIG TS IS FUNNY ASL GENUINELY

[FAGBA1 @JABBA1CKY]

DADDY PIG IS A FUCKING IDIOT I CANT BREATHE