Mac 🎟️

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[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

Thought I was having an emotional breakdown but then I ate some doritos and it turns out I was just hungry.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

induction cooktop enjoyer: they really are the most efficient way to cook, you know. there's no dangerous flammable gas involved, it's better for the environment and will save you money too!

me at gas range surrounded by flare-ups: im da chef da cuisine

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

It's clear that dude only watches the Reds. You also might hate the sport of baseball with a burning passion if you spent the last decade only watching the Reds.

Don't let the old man yelling at the cloud make you mad. Just giggle at him, boot up MLBTV and move on.

[Aadhi @AadhiR3211]

GABP has been open for 23 years and the Reds haven’t won one single playoff game there

[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

M’VP 👑

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

A'JA WILSON

[EJ @e_joseph_murphy]

I remember when a Union vet tore a Confederate flag off of the General at the 1893 Chicago World’s Fair.

“Why any one…should deliberately display a flag…anywhere…which never did & never can mean anything else but treason, rebellion, & human slavery, I could not understand.”

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

[4x @aonethousands]

Last 4 WNBA championships were women, last 4 COY were women, top 2 seeds are coached by women, the greatest & most modern coach in WNBA history is a woman, and 4 of the 5 worst teams in the WNBA right now are coached by men. This is sad ass cope, talk basketball

[anjrea @anjreamakes]

What do we have to do to stop the onslaught of structured high crown flat brims

[Underdog WNBA @UnderdogWNBA]

Olivia Miles at halftime:

24 PTS
3 REB
2 AST
10-11 FG
2-2 3PT

Most points in a first half by a rookie in WNBA history.

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Everyone: The goat has scored 16 World Cup goals!
Us: wdym? She’s scored 17 World Cup goals!

[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

Cincinnati you know what to do

[Bhavik Lathia @bhaviklathia]

An observation:

Seattle elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the Super Bowl.

New York City elected a democratic socialist mayor, and immediately won the #NBAFinals.

[StatMuse @statmuse]

A'ja Wilson vs Minnesota:

24 PTS
10 REB
2 STL
3 BLK

The only player with a 20/10/2s/2b game this season.

[erika @yeeeerika]

ceo of "i'm just gonna close my eyes for a little bit on the couch" then waking up at midnight

[han 🍌⭐️⭐️🦇 @aghoulishgal]

that’s not christen press

[ben₅₁ (road to 36-126) @loquacia_]

LISTEN UP LIBERALS *gives up 4 runs*

[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

@buccaneersouokc Man shut up

[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

NWSL and WNBA are both thriving and are driven by the players demanding their worth. I’m glad to see Canady doing the same.

[Yanyan Li @yyanyanli1]

Lindsay Colas, NiJaree Canady’s agent at The Team, says that Canady is seeking a “fair and equitable contract” with AUSL—in a statement provided to @FOS.

The former Texas Tech star is the only AUSL draftee to have not signed with the league yet, though her team played Tuesday.

[Mac 🎟️ @PyroMEL]

🙃🙃🙃

[Matt Wilkes @_MattWilkes]

Per FanGraphs, a "meltdown" is when a reliever's win probability added is -0.06 or worse in a game (i.e., they lowered their team's win probability by 6% or more).

The Reds' bullpen now has 35 meltdowns since May 1, by far the most in baseball. Tigers are the next closest at 27.

[Cowgirl Revolt 🔱 @CowgirlRevolt]

ok not to be a tweet stealer but ranch dressing is only coded as declasse because it's American. If the french made an emulsion of oil, buttermilk, garlic, dill, mustard, chives, and parsley, y'all would pay 6 dollars for a side of it

[Ahmed @Interlsta4life]

This mf is allowed to enter the US but the Somali referee is not.

Make that make sense