Pyro Zane

my scars remind me that i left the basement

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

i don’t spend much time on twitter 🤷🏻‍♂️ to find my music, YouTube & other profiles, click here: https://t.co/kM12ND2ZKX

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

The Lord’s Prayer: Quarantine Edition

“Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name . . . Lead us not into temptation, but deliver Chipotle TO MY HOUSE!!!”

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@AmericanAir Tammy who worked first class on flight 3668 was amazing, best flight attendant ever!

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@thesteeleisreal 🤣

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

Somebody needs to tell @chrisbharrison he’s not allowed to use the term “woke” lol

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@Lex_Sarkine

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@Lex_Sarkine WASHED UP 🤣

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@realDonaldTrump @KLoeffler @sendavidperdue @BrianKempGA *ensure

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

The Lord’s Prayer: Quarantine Edition

“Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name . . . Lead us not into temptation, but deliver Chipotle TO MY HOUSE!!!”

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

Sounds like a concession to me

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They never thought a Vaccine could be done so soon but don’t worry, they will try to give the credit to Biden!

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

So @realDonaldTrump you mad about Georgia?

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@ACCronin8 LETS GOOOOOOO

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

🤣 it’s really true though

[Kenneth Keathley @ken_keathley]

Two Trump supporters die & go to heaven. God welcomes them & asks if they have any questions.

“Yeah, what were the real results of the election & who was behind the fraud?”

“My child, there was no fraud. Biden won.”

One turns to the other, “This goes higher than we thought.”

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

Cats are a GREAT species

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲�� 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

Washing your hands only kills 99% of bacteria. Condoms are only 98% effective. Face masks only filter out about 60% of virus particles. But don’t do any of these 3 things, they are all clearly a waste of time.

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

imagine having your best response to someone calling you sexist/racist/etc be “yeah, but (insert name here) is so much worse”

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

but you got less votes than joe, hahahahahah sad boi donny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you lost

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am pleased to announce that I have given my full support and endorsement to Ronna McDaniel to continue heading the Republican National Committee (RNC). With 72 MILLION votes, we received more votes than any sitting President in U.S. history - and we will win!

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

@C_Rodge1 LOOK. WHEN IT COMES TO SUBTWEETS, NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT SUBTWEETING THAN I DO. PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M THE BEST AT IT, AND FRANKLY I DON’T KNOW, THEY’RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I HAVE A GRRAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PEPLE ON TWITTER. VERY FINE PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

YOU CAN REALLY TELL SOMEONE IS TRIGGERED WHEN THEY ARE TWEETING IN ALL CAPS

[Pyro Zane @PyroZaneMusic]

Bye felicia 🙋🏻‍♀️