Yuki M

Zombie loving meme browsing gamer crafty ninja

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If there's anybody out there who watches wrestling and also Rick and Morty... NXT's Dexter Lumis reminds me of Hemorrhage from "Rickmancing the Stone".

#WWENXT #RickandMorty

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I just stubbed 7 toes at once

#ouch #ohno #why

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"I understand where you think you're coming from..."

#quotes #passiveaggressiveresponses #whatsthatmean

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I ate a piece of chocolate immediately after changing a poopy diaper.

Am I over motherhood?

Next on "Have I Given Up Yet"

#motherhood #diapers #toddlers #momlife

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Inspirational quotes, bitch

#inspirationalquotes #bitch

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Me: Are you sure you haven't already told me this?

Husband: I'm pretty sure I may not have.

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This list of search suggestions took an unexpected turn. #ShouldIPeeOnMyDog #What #noDontDoThat

#dogpee #searchsuggestions #thatEscalated

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Chocolate commandeth me

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#nice

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Guys, serious question

Does part of my hairdo kinda look like a ballsac rn?

#lookslike #hairdo #hairstyle

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Me to husband: Morning honey, you want some breakfast?

Also me: *pointing at a half eaten pumpkin pie*

#pumpkinpie #itswhatsforbreakfast #breakfastofchampions #breakfast #pie

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#heh #nice

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Hubby just yelled "daddy potato bitch!" #gamerlife

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This Downy Calm Lavender commercial drives me mad. Does this family not wash the kids bedding with the same soap as their bedding? Messed up.

https://t.co/3XchvFplZY

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#WWEPayback2020

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WTF baby channel

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Geez, scammers aren't even trying anymore.

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Me, one minute into the meeting

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Watching Shapes School on Baby First channel.

Why is the star the brown color, of allllll the shapes? Pretty sure that is code for BUTTHOLE.

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Playing a nursery rhyme station for my 8 month old when the "one two buckle my shoe" song comes on, and I realize that I only know the words for the Freddy Krueger version.

#SevenEightGonnaStayUpLate #nightmareonelmstreet #freddyscomingforyou #freddykrueger #notforkids