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Legitimate Qatari Journalist, definitely not some Albanian Kid

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Sheikh Jassim had a cream cheese bagel for breakfast this morning!

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Prominent pundit on Qatari TV "Not starting Broja is a massive mistake by Pochettino, it basically means they start the game 5 goals down"
He also added "I think he can win over 10 Ballon d'Or and no doubt lead Albania to victory in #EURO2024"
#CarabaoCup

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Armando Broja does not start for #ChelseaFC tonight!

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Sources close to this confirm that the Sheikh had originally wanted Frosted Shreddies but his father, conscience of his sons health, recommended a fruit smoothie. After long negotiations a compromise was made for Jassim to enjoy a tasty Bagel instead!

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Sheikh Jassim had a cream cheese bagel for breakfast this morning!

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Official Update about Sheikh Jassim 13:00 UK time.

#MUFC

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I know we are all really disappointed about my profile picture going missing, I was especially disappointed given how much money I paid to that professional Qatari graphic designer, but I loaded up Microsoft Paint and made a new one. I think it might be even better!

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Also guys, this is super embarrassing, but I've lost the file on my PC that contained my profile picture and banner, if anyone happens to have a screen shot of the originals for me to use that would be great.

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Haha lads, looks like my account got hacked again, it now says that I'm called "Transfer Addicts" that is not me. This is my new account where I will post only legit updates about Qatar and other things that I hear from my sources/make up.

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Also you will note that I suddenly got much better at basic Grammar and will refrain from using the word clown to cast doubt on people who are making logical points that disagree with me.