Arya Snark

*insert inspirational quote*

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

Social media has people losing their god damn mind. Posting someone’s lab results for content???? ARE YOU CRAZY

[Yas. @_prettygirlbrie]

I hate that word but this video is hilarious lmfao I watch someone different in the background each time

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Credit to Dan Quinn - he's taking full blame for the OT mess whether it all belongs on him or not

[brady @burgermanders]

Fairs he saw this and went for the tie

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Dan Quinn says he’s “furious about our execution” in the overtime. Says they wanted to burn “some time” near the end of the game. “It took entirely too long”

[Adult Trick or Treater @Paynuspain]

I think the best period of the internet was when reverse image search worked

[Black Koffee @KonartistNupe]

Jayden’s 2 TD runs put the team up by 14 points and the defense pissed down their respective legs ….im sorry but you won’t catch me blaming this tie on him….

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Whoa. Fire from Judge Ana Reyes just now

"I don't know how I could've made it clearer!"

"What has happened has cost the government all of its credibility!"

Judge says Team Trump needed to - but didn't -- alert court before toppling of 100s of trees at DC's East Potomac Park

[MadHatter LJ 🎩🐷 @MadHatter_LJ]

Daronte Jones is not getting enough heat right now for the defensive collapse in the last 10 minutes of the game.

Commanders shouldn’t have had to be in Overtime

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Republicans gon use this tweet in a slideshow for their Starve the Fuck Out of Everybody Bill

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Rep. Ilhan Omar's Washington, D.C.-area residence was searched early Monday, the Department of Justice said, as part of a criminal investigation.

Sources tell ABC News that the investigation relates to Omar’s immigration paperwork.

Read more: https://t.co/6ZIJnjJ10h

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

DHS raiding a member of congress's home to search for immigration paperwork filled out decades ago by her now-deceased father really checks all the fascist police state boxes.

[Mitchell Tischler @Mitch_Tischler]

Backpage of the @nypost today …

[brady @burgermanders]

We didn’t win but seeing 5 ball out was much needed #RaiseHail

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

Where was Mitch McConnell for six months?

[Antifa HR Director @berniehoe2]

The baby eaters want us on our best behavior.

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

*Baltimore Native*

[Brian Tashman @briantashman]

On the one hand, Israel says NAZA is a totally fictitious “blood libel”

On the other hand, Israel says the soldiers in NAZA revealed “highly classified information” and “a breach in information security”

Which one is it?

[Almut Rochowanski @rochowanski]

Profiling hardly begins to describe this abomination