Quarter Drewish

Musician

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Everyone talking about Ukraine is low key gay.

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Knees are leg tits.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Squid Game is piss

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Sing it with me “Wheeeeeen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you’re a rapist.”

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

@newdalton69420 You look more like this kid.

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

Did Mitzi Shore really sound like @frandrescher on heroin or is everyone just really bad at impressions?

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

@SalVulcano Great minds think alike, babe.

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

Hey @michaelmalice, what's your view on antinatalism?

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

REMINDER
There are two types of countries
1. 🇺🇸
2. Shitholes

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

Watching a fat person eat is like watching an alcoholic drink. Disappointing.

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

Imagine trusting a politician.

[Quarter Drewish @QDrewish]

@columtyrrell Get the ikea Gerton. Solid wood. Affordable.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

This is when most sane people realize politics is a complete joke and then just try to find a job they like and then go swimming. There are still laudable goals, healthcare, etc. Kamala is saying the exact same thing as Trump and the media hasn’t called her Hitler. It’s fake biz

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Just a reminder that Floyd Mayweather killed his baby momma.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My parents hit each other more than that.

[Raanan Hershberg @Raanancomedy]

Writing a movie about how when Wile E Coyote was a kid he watched his mother get raped by roadrunners. It’s gonna really put the whole show in perspective.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

I’d rather strangle 101 dogs than pay $30 for Cruella on @disneyplus

[yannispappas @yannispappas]

Have Israel and Palestinians tried talking this out? Like communication is key.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

White people that have #BlackLivesMatter in their bio are using racism for clout. These are the lowest of the low. Keep these people at a distance.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The Middle East can chill I’m trying to drop merch.