Kdoodles

I don’t need rest, I have caffeine and great tits

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A new… thread?? Of food whilst I’m in America?

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Apparently my parents use my Disney+ so much that it’s just asked ME if I’m in the same household as the account owner
BITCH ITS ME

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When your favourite coworker says something that reminds you that they are still, in fact, a conservative man

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@Otto_Alvarez98

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There was a guy vacuuming his car in a public car park when I walked past?? Sir it’s 4.55am????

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My mum was looking for “movies with teeth and stuff” so I suggested Godzilla but she doesn’t wanna watch it cause “I don’t like animals getting hurt. He was just minding his business and they were bullying him”

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I regularly start new BG3 games just so I can make characters and make little backstories for them and then NEVER play them

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Met a dog called Tato today. As in Potato. I love him

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Gay

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@Otto_Alvarez98 NOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT YOU MONSTER

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My coworker just randomly sent me this picture and said “there’s loads of these in my garden. Think I’m gonna collect them and race them”
?????

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A lady saw me carrying flowers down the street and went “ooh someone’s lucky!” and stopped to see how nice the flowers were and asked where I got them and such. Didn’t have to heart to tell her they were for a funeral

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“I’m getting fuckin roid rage”
Brother you have a steroid cream for sunburn and eczema, you’re not juicing, you absolute weapon

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Happy Cooper’s Cheese Race Day to everyone

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ITS STILL 30°C AT FUCKING 5.30PM WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS WHACK ASS JIVE ASS BULLSHIT ASS COUNTRY

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It HAILED last week here but now it’s the temperature of HELL???

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Oh my god it’s 26°C outside I’m gonna fucking throw up

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england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

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A coworker called her daughter “an ungrateful little witch” today because she’s 12 and didn’t put her laundry in the basket
Dude you haven’t even hit teen years yet you got a hell of a ride

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Unfortunately he’s also the human equivalent of dial up internet so it takes about three hours to answer a question or do anything at all tbh

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The new guy at work is has size 15 feet??? Homeboy got fuckin canoes for work shoes
Deadass I’m working with Sideshow Bob