Sjap Sjup

[Sjap Sjup @Qee4q]

@hayday How do you unlock it?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

New Year New Me
#motivation #nevergiveup #followyourdreams
#abs #3monthstillcrucifixion

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Yeah cheers for that Dad

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

The Sun is flat

[Sjap Sjup @Qee4q]

@Stu_Bangas Easy - 💙

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

In case you missed the Philosophers’ Football Match… #FIFAWorldCup #ENGSEN #WorldcupQatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup2022 #montypython

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Always remember that 6000 years ago some chick was tricked into eating an apple by a talking snake and that's now your fault

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Remember kids,
If you pray really hard for your country to win and you obey all my teachings, it will still make absolutely no difference

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

World War III would be a great way for people to stop worrying about climate change.

[Sjap Sjup @Qee4q]

@Stu_Bangas @ApathyDGZ First single is absolute 🔥🔥🔥
Are you going to ship the vinyl from Europe as well?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The only fake account that does real damage is the Bible.

[Sjap Sjup @Qee4q]

No... It's thermodynamics...And nuclear power 👌🏻

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The sun is 100% solar-powered.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The Christian right hates Halloween.

Not because it's pagan, but because it involves handing out free food.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Halloween is My third favorite pagan holiday after Christmas and Easter.

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

A top tip to having your prayers answered is to pray for something that was going to happen anyway

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Aging can be difficult but eventually it stops.

[Sjap Sjup @Qee4q]

@TheTweetOfGod What about all the raping around?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

And I'm masturbating too!

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Mum telling me she’s a virgin while she dating my 2 dads