Matt Fryer

Long time QlikView addict & owner of Datoniq Limited. Helping companies find intelligence in their data through the use of QlikView & Qlik Sense.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonHelp I've done this over and over and get the same response. ARC are not replying so clearly aren't best placed to help.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonUK customer support used to be fab. Now its just horrific. Their delivery driver stubbed his cigarette out on my door and after 2 months I'm still no further forward to resolving it. They promise call backs that never happen and just send the same copy paste responses.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonHelp I've done that. I'm guessing you simply referred it to the lobotomised clowns in your shipping and delivery support team as they keep sending me the same email over and over.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

A few weeks ago an @AmazonUK delivery driver stubbed his cigarette out on my front door. Being UPVC the only solution is a new door. Apparently @amazon think offering me £200 is enough to cover the damage. Absolutely no care or customer service these days!

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonHelp This is still no further forward! I was called by "Ivan" of @amazonuk on Friday assured me someone would contact me within 24 hours. I've not received any call and every email I send receives an identical response supposedly from someone else.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonUK Amazon's support email footer is "Your feedback is helping us build Earth's Most Customer-Centric Company." I'd say you've got a hell of a long way to go yet!

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

And so it continues, @AmazonUK support messaged me asking for the details so they could investigate. They passed it to someone who said I need to deal with their outsourced claims company who I've been dealing with for nearly 2 months, are slow to reply and have offered £200.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonUK Their outsourced claims company @arcclaims take days if not weeks to respond each time. And when I told them their joke of an offer wasn't good enough they told me to claim on my home insurance instead.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonHelp Hi Heather, I've sent you a DM

[Arduino Libraries @arduinolibs]

Smoothed (1.1.0) for #arduino by @QlikViewAddict
https://t.co/axL88reE7h
A simple library to store and calculate smoothed values from …

[Arduino Libraries @arduinolibs]

Board Identify (0.2.0) for #arduino by @QlikViewAddict
https://t.co/YrguxObD08
An Arduino library which allows identification of over 100 …

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@AmazonUK customer service is possibly the worst I've ever experienced. Nothing but stock responses and lies.

[Arduino Libraries @arduinolibs]

Smoothed (1.0.0) for #arduino by @QlikViewAddict
https://t.co/axL88reE7h
A simple library to store and calculate smoothed values from …

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@BrewDog your next beer should be called “follow on milk”! My 1 year may or may not have been involved in this decision.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@piersmorgan The top news article of today should be the revelation that @piersmorgan can show empathy as well as his usual moral superiority and nastiness! 😮

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@disneyplus Errrrm nope, copyright law says otherwise. https://t.co/MHt2wYZWXA

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

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[Arduino Libraries @arduinolibs]

Smoothed (0.2.0) for #arduino by @QlikViewAddict
https://t.co/axL88reE7h
A library to store and calculate smoothed values from sensors.

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

@HedbergCofix Aligning the centres rather than the bottoms of the segments is just wrong in my book!!

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

New blog post: Working with Qlik script in VSCode https://t.co/bZK49lIELb

[Matt Fryer @QlikViewAddict]

New blog post: Qlik for Notepad++ v2.6 Released https://t.co/fkc9ZNnfL6