😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈

Kukuku~! Bow down, mere mortals, for Yohane has finally found a vessel to house herself upon this earth.

Giran~!

(Don't call me "Yoshiko".)
#LLRP

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

See you later, little demons.

Or... you could spread your own wings and fly alongside me. Your choice.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru Wha-? Oh, right, I forgot that was the actual issue at hand.

*She turns to Hanamaru while finishing her sentence*

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan I dunno, what you've been saying has been pretty comical, Zuramaru.

We're just missing a laugh track.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan H-How is that mean?

I'm just saying, we're only two years apart, it's not the difference between the industrial revolution and the first mobile phone…!

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru ...You sure your parents just didn't know what headache medicine was? Because it definitely existed.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

WHA-?!

S-Stop looking at my butt, that's weird!

...I think?

[Kunikida Maru @qoursHanamaru]

I approve of this and also Yoshiko-chan's butt is cute, zura.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan Wh-

*She rubs the sides of her head*

Jeez... you two are giving me a headache.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

There is an artist who keeps drawing Zuramaru kicking me in the butt.

...I will find this little demon.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru "Back in my day" doesn't definitely apply to a timeframe over ten years, but not for as early as two.

You're over exaggerating the fact.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan This has nothing to do with math or numbers!! I wasn't even timing anything!

You two are taking this way out of proportion.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan Wh-?

Why is this turning into me apparently liking numbers??

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru What the- What do you mean when did I start timing-

It's always been a thing!!!

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan Ngh-

Listen, the point is "back in my day" is a phrase only old people say to complain about what's happening TODAY compared to what happened for them over ten years ago!!

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan Zuramaru, general prices of noppo bread went up like, two months ago. And we're the same age.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru ...It took two years for people to start pointing out that our generation seems to be treating themselves as older than they actually are?

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru Even then, there shouldn't be a 'back in my day'.

You're just going to give yourself early onset aging.

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan She's two years my elder!! Not to mention she's making herself sound twenty years older!

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru ...Then why are you saying "young love"??

You're literally two years older than us, not thirty.

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[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru *She slowly turns to Kanan with a raised eyebrow*

...Aren't you seventeen?

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursHanamaru @qoursKanan Okay, c'mon, there's no way you'd seriously-

...Really?

[😈Yoshiko Tsushima😈 @qoursDatenshi]

@qoursKanan @qoursHanamaru ...

A-Anyway, don't worry about it. I said three things I'm serious about, so my point's been proven.