QP Doll

Bouncy exterior, terrifying interior. Do not feed after midnight.

[QP Doll @QPdoll12]

@Pastor_dude @EWErickson ".....was survivable for me at this specific time of my life"

There. I fixed that for you. There are so many variables at play here that while I am glad you got through that, you cant deny that many dont.

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@EWErickson @subschneider Those subsidies that the government "should" provide?

THATS CALLED MEDICAID FOR ALL.

If you dont have a condition when you are born, just give life a damn minute. It will get around to ya.

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@Rubberbandits SnarkyMarky

This advice comes to you from a 12 year old. So. No guarantees.

[QP Doll @QPdoll12]

@Rubberbandits You were very right. Missed Challenger and Iraq round 1 tho. I remember standing outside with my Kindergarten class, watched Challenger blowup in the sky. Then in elementary school articles about war covered the NKOTB posters on my wall.

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@Rubberbandits Dog X irony.

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@Rubberbandits Smoking areas are amazing for people watching and weird conversation turns!

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@Rubberbandits It's a terrible idea. I'm telling you this from a hot spot where schools are reopened.

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@TricksyTricksy Also gave someone their first experience!

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Life with a little: spanking to the beat while we both maniacally sing the spongebob song

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So I call my mom and she is like YOU NEVER CALL and I'm like HEY SO REMEMBER ALL THOSE OPPORTUNITIES FOR EMOTIONAL CONNECTION THAT YOU PASSED UP?

Yeah.

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Happy Day of Complicated Feelings, Awkwardly Silent Phone Calls, Unresolved Issues That We Dont Talk About and Probably Pie.

[Regina @ReginaTwine]

@LuxePosh Typical Saturday

[QP Doll @QPdoll12]

Have you ever seen a goat with a mohawk? NOW YOU HAVE.

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IM NOT DRUNK YPURE DRUNJ

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Sometimes we have to cling to the little things. And that's fucking fine.

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Being in bed with a drunk little: emotionally explaining why end of FF10 makes them cry because live story and also revamped religious themes. After puking. And being sad because forgot stuffy.

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@TricksyTricksy Goodnight goats. Goodnight stars.

[QP Doll @QPdoll12]

Came to pick up cute boy for date. He locked me out of bedroom while he packs for night. #filthymillenials #gonnapayforthatlater

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Person 1: I don't think anyone will want my was jelly..
Person 2: well, but if we have been giving you nothing but distilled water.....

[Ferrett Steinmetz @ferretthimself]

Hey. If you were out there today, delivering packages or manning the cashier so other people could have a nice holiday.... thank you. I hope you get some rest soon, and time with loved ones.