Nwa-nwa Erimma👵🏾

#OBIdiently, Vawulence Lives Here. Just Because You're Not Interested In Politics Doesn't Mean Politics Won't Be Interested In You; Wake Tf Up !

[Nwa-nwa Erimma👵🏾 @Qriouscaesar]

Dear God! Chineke nke ụsụ niile nke ndị agha, ọgaranya ngadanga, odogwu n'agha, dike na dimkpa, oke-osisi, chi ndị nso ji aba mba, owara ụzọ n'ịkpa, otiri Pharoah nmawụ, onye ana-akpọ otu ugboro ọzaa ugboro asaa, Eze ndị Eze na-eze eze .....✍🏾✍🏾

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Men and women def see things differently cos this is a perfect makeup to me.

[✮⋆˙ @korede_ofc]

If you put mouth in women convo you go just look like mumu
They're saying this makeup looks bad but it's better than 90% of makeups I've seen

[Duke @Heis_Duke]

@Miss_Teddy0 i really guess so, cause that's why girls be wanting a lot of cum inside them 🤣

[BUGG 🐞 @BuggHive]

If more of you did your makeup like this, you wouldn't look so scary on your birthdays.

[Eddie @Eddieug10Ug]

Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.

[Wildflower🌸 @TheNanaAishat]

I’m sorry but I might be with the man on this😭

[Black Nation♥️ @_agneeess]

Lady shares how much love hurt her😳😭😭💔

[pshegs @pshegs]

These geezers have ZERO effort to study into the nutritional benefits of our local foods, herbs; natural God-given remedy to sickness. They have zero public effort towards how bitterleaf, ukazi leaves, white soup, ginger and others can boost your natural immunity.

Do you guys recognize these credit alerts from GateFoundation or not? People who have lost their natural food and can only eat ultra processed nonsense, are being invited as keynote speakers to address us on food. In Africa? Is something wrong with you people?

Long before all these patented drugs and vaccines, these natural remedies sustained humanity for thousands of years, but the more these people get credit alert from food fortification, GMO, 3D printed food and toilet water to drinking water merchants, the more life expectancy drops in this country.

What have these geezers said about the rising pesticides in our food that @cefsarintl and @AAonPesticideNg are always, dangerous chemicals used in food preservation and the numerous organ failure as a result? Where is their public support for NAFDAC and their effort against the horde of fake foods and drugs we are seeing?

But no, look at them drumming support for a bill with wide open nets for foreign donations, collaboration with international organizations to set standards for nutrition in Nigeria; a bill blind-sided totally to our local remedies and foods. People like @DedayoRoots @HerbalistChief will immediately become criminals.

Thank God for @cafpraintl 's policy surveillance, if not, this bill would have gone in seamlessly.

[archivi.ng @StartArchiving]

In 2005, American evangelist Benny Hinn reportedly declared “$4 million down the drain!” on the final day of a three-day crusade in Nigeria, expressing regret over the programme.

▶️In an interview with Daily Sun, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, head of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), distanced himself from the controversy, saying he had provided the church’s campground for the crusade free of charge.

▶️Adeboye also complained about how Hinn had treated him throughout the three-day event. Hinn had not allowed him to address the congregation, and when he finally acknowledged him publicly on the last day, he reportedly called him on stage and said, “I don’t know your name, but they say your name is Bro. Enoch, come let me pray for you.”

▶️Daily Sun reported that Hinn may have been frustrated by the low turnout, which was affected by a strike by petrol tanker drivers that caused fuel scarcity and disrupted transport.

▶️Hinn also criticised local organisers for charging pastors ₦1,000 each to attend the Ministers’ Conference held as part of the programme.

▶️Bishop Joseph Obembe, the crusade coordinator, said only about $1 million had been spent locally. He also alleged that Hinn’s team took a large share of the offerings back to America, despite an earlier agreement that the money would be used to settle outstanding bills.

[Fatimah Fantasi @FatiFlawlesMilo]

If you work in advocacy, you'd realise that some women don't mind useless men as partners. They just want YOU to provide all the things he refuses to. Financial and emotional labour and safety. You think some women are in bad situations but they're actually users looking for prey

[Adunni onidata😌 @Adunniolaide02]

Before I got married, I accommodated a pregnant friend till she gave birth because she was abandoned by the person that got her pregnant.

She got a job and started paying little bills in the house and everything was going well.

One day, I traveled to see my father. A message dropped on my phone which says “ babe, please don’t come home today. I gave my baby daddy the home address and he is around” I was really furious after reading the text. I called her multiple times but no answer. I didn’t go home that day because I knew I would have done something bad.

When I got home the next day, I told her to leave my house immediately. She started throwing tantrums that I was just jealous because I didn’t have a man.

I threw her things out and told her never to contact me again.

I found out she moved into the guy’s house, got pregnant again and the guy left her to cater for the two kids.

She is carrying the burden till now and I’m glad she didn’t even bother to reach out to me.

[Arshiya Mahajan @ArshiyaMahajan3]

Can someone please recommend some of the best essays they’ve ever read

[LSK @LSK65_H]

Last one is hilarious 😆😆

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Can we start teaching Nigerian children how to measure distance properly?

In the UK, Europe, Canada or US, someone tells you a place is 5km away, and you know exactly what that means.

In Nigeria, our units of measurement are “just here,” “near near,” “small trek,” and the legendary “you will soon reach.”

Nobody knows whether that means 200 metres or 10 kilometres!

A society that struggles to understand distance will struggle with spatial planning, mapping, infrastructure and development.

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Holding on to God, he’s bigger than you and your wife 🙏🏽

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

my timeline since they added automatic translation

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Sage advice

[y☄️ @ylazy8]

POV: When bro says "ebony" instead of "black"

[Lekzy Red @Lekzy_r]

Lmao na once I stand up go open my shop

[𝑨𝒚𝒊𝒌𝒊✯ @BhadRx]

Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.