Gavin Volure

Cheap dreamer, heavy reader, cyclist

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@IFThirdGrade Great PM class and looking happy and healthy!

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@PearlJam 18/8/2000 Indianapolis - Dedication on Throw Your Arms Around Me

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

This is the best version of this meme

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

We declare this the summer of cheesy.
#MacNCheetos coming Monday 6/27.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Do you know what else kills lions? The relentless persistence of time & the pointless cruelty of life. You'll die the same way. Eat arbys.

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Here we go, boys. #ONEGOAL

[Matt Mira @MattMira]

Netflix, charge $3.00 extra a month to have a service with all the special features of a late 80's laser disc. I want my commentary tracks.

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@RadioMadison Will you be around long enough to be my on-air when today's AltNation becomes tomorrow's "Classic Digital" (a la Earl Bailey)?

[Alt Nation @altnation]

Catch @vancejoy's set from @GovBallNYC right now on @altnation #GovBallSXM

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

I watched the Jem trailer. No star earrings? Where are the misfits? 😢

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@jgragido goalie merry-go-round coming up. Oh my darling.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Why are people angry if you RT a photo of them with an animal that they proudly murdered and proudly photographed then proudly tweeted?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Beyoncé is a registered Republican.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Fifty Shades of Grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode.

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Lebron is better than Jordan? Ya right. Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@rickygervais or as they call it in galaxy Major Canis Dwarf, "Ugh". Also, the weeks there are a little shorter than ours.

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@MattMira The Kaiser Chiefs claim the only therapy available in the UK is watching Frasier. Thoughts? #superfan #frasier #nerdist

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@jerrykerl @bsblcardvandals @GaryLourisMusic The perfect mashup of Summertime Americana. #baseball #applepie #wilco

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@RadioMadison @jlovinn Maybe J would be happier is you just sang more? I dig. #madisonrocksthesatellite

[Gavin Volure @QSRocket]

@Oreo Watermelon LTD was amazing! If u did snozberry+golden, we'd all know what snozberries taste like.