Jacko

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

I need a a remake of 1994 movie The Santa Clause except Scott Calvin refuses to be Santa and all the elves conspire to kill him so they can get a new Santa.

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Fire Matt Canada

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

The Oscars should include a category for best performance for a one line role

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@bridgedafridge H&K Donuts are better!

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@Aptmurph Don’t forget Academy Award winner Gary Oldman as Sirius Black

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Selling my dogs middle name naming rights. Submit name and best offer

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@sammmycourteau D to the E...

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

PA friends how did you get your covid vaccine?

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I am so, so sorry.

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@bridgedafridge It’s only shame if someone else finds a fire sauce packet in your bed.

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Is there some kind of puppy and me class where I learn how to train my dog to understand ASL? It would make us both bilingual.

[Nikki Greenberg @nikkigreeny]

just got out of class, when did meghan markle’s husband get traded??

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@sammmycourteau Hit me with a plus one and I’ll have the fanciest dish unless there’s ribs.

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Gen Z claims to be the generation of social responsibility, after experiencing almost a full year of a pandemic that proved to be a giant fucking lie.

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@KaylaSemon Congrats!!!

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Fichtner needs to go! Terrible OC

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@Aptmurph This is as much a Christmas tradition as A Christmas Story on TBS

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

How are tattoo parlors not a thing at airports? Got a long lay over? Go get some ink

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

Orange Goo Goo smoothie

[Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER]

I’m heading out. Anyone need anything?

[Jacko @Quack_Engel]

@hannahp_9 THE CRAWL IS FOR ALL!