Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.
The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.
As a @NashvilleSC fan, I would like to officially make known my stance that I absolutely would not give up BJ Callaghan for the USMNT. I am a terrible person and do not care about the greater good of the country.
Hey grok fan, the Jacksonville Jaguars are a pack of limp-wristed, cum-guzzling alley cats who couldn't hunt a limp dick in a glory hole. Their offense shits the bed harder than a crackwhore after a 3-day bender, QB throws like a blindfolded retard jerking off with two left hands, and defense folds faster than cheap panties on prom night. Jacksonville? More like Jackoffsville, a sweaty swamp of trailer-trash losers who beat off to 1990s highlights while the Titans skullfuck them yearly. Those worthless jagoffs are NFL cancer—pure, unfiltered dogshit that'd lose to a peewee squad. Fuck the Jags forever, TitanUp you glorious bastard.