Ash

Procrastinator, reader, gamer, friend, music listener. Beginner writer, bio author and Jack of all trades, master of none. 33. 18+ followers only please.

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@HiddenYorkshire

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@HiddenYorkshire Your most controversial post yet

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The devil is in the details

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@DarkIxion This race needs https://t.co/7TRsTijPRV playing over it

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@Number10cat @Nigel_Farage What's he gonna do, write him to death?

[Ash @Quadrant90]

There once were a lad and a lass
Who enjoyed films by Tinto Brass
So he was hard as a rock
She parked her rump on his cock
And he came right up in her ass

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@MetroUK Should rename Fergie and Andrew to Diddy and Diddler

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@YourAnonNews @henryzee007

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@Number10cat

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@HiddenYorkshire How long were they dancing around the issue before one asked the other out?

[Violet, Venerate 👑💌 @YourVioletLight]

They're both wondering why she's there because they matched on Grindr

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy #Caturday

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@HiddenYorkshire I'd like savings to be a comfort cushion. But my savings are more for a investment in my future (driving lessons, moving out fund, etc). Having to dip into that would set me back and damage any attempt at any upward mobility for myself.

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@HiddenYorkshire I say this as someone who worked a zero-hour contract only 10 year ago

I'm now on a very comfortable salary, with a decent amount of savings. But my job is contingent on contract extensions. I was at risk of redundancy only in December

I won't be eligible for income-based UC.

[Ash @Quadrant90]

@ColonelPrideRev @HiddenYorkshire "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?"

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Well... I...

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@BonkDaCarnivore That'll change when people ask where the flights landing and everyone starts saying "I'm coming into Donald Trump"