Quafay🦍

Eat, pray, love, grow|MUFC🔴

[Quafay🦍 @Quafay5]

“Life is perspective and my perspective may differ from yours”

[k0lztheprblm. @gerrshinen]

Na hunger carry prodigal son go back house, he no sorry for anything

[William “Big Willy” MacMillan @WilliamMac67]

“She’s out of your league”

Don’t you know everyone meets in the FA cup?

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sorry i didn't text you back. i was pretending i didn't see it, and i ended up actually forgetting.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No shit, bro retired 10 years ago and his starting LB is his former teammate😭

[𝔅𝔩𝔞���𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

People who call radio stations to request for a song

[moraks @Pelumimoraks]

First time testing a pattern for a crocheter

The fun part is that it can be styled in multiple ways

[you don’t have friends, so i @Obi_Zibah]

Nah you no sabi dress o

No Holy Spirit slander will be tolerated.

[duke @millersgft]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[Dr. B @Vintage80sbaby]

Sept 1- Dec 31.
Locked in.
I need to get my life in order.

[Big Nana 👩🏻‍💻🦋 @thedocsgirl]

This Q4 run is sponsored by God.

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Quand tu fais du shopping et que tu tombes sur un t-shirt noir sans marque ni logo

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Kobbie Mainoo will be 25 years old in 2030

[Quafay🦍 @Quafay5]

God abeg 😂😂💀

[Benjamin @granTurism01]

Emi Martinez conceded 7 goals in the space of 7 days playing for 2 different clubs against the same team:

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

First win of the season
Bruno Hattrick and 1 assist
Kobbie Mainoo masterclass
Baleba Unveiled
Rashford is not washed

[Quafay🦍 @Quafay5]

@swaggiy_p Allow 😂😂😂💀

[Quafay🦍 @Quafay5]

@swaggiy_p Abeg o 😂😂💀

[Quafay🦍 @Quafay5]

I used to think this Frimpong dragging was just banter. Today I watched him play and I think Speed is better.

[SB @ShowBoat00]

Frimpong it’s not too late to buy an e-scooter and start snatching phones on Oxford Street

[Zeeshan Sayed @SayedZeesh]

Frimpong is an exceptional footballer. He's a mix of Vidic and Beckham.

Crosses like Vidic. Defends like Beckham.

[•🦋• @Oreos_iam]

E go be like say we bribe God 🤍