Laura

my last name rhymes with lil wayne

[mattingly 🗽🐞 @mattinglykay]

this is the man who wrote the view between villages @NoahKahan

[Jermaine Terry @jermaineterry_]

Alright, the Mulled vs Mold blooper was actually funny af #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll

[natalie collins @nataliercollins]

“he got to know your personality and then sent you home”
#TheBachelor
#WomenTellAll

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it is important to give yourself small, easily accomplished goals each week in order to feel fulfilled. for example, this week my goal is be weird, and act strange. perhaps behave in an unsettling manner

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

I don’t mean to be rude but if any government shoots down any more flying objects I’m, respectfully, going to need someone to get in front of a microphone and tell us what the hell is going on

[zoe @stateofzoe]

to be fair, ryan murphy did give us this

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

being asked on a date vs realizing u have to actually go and socialize

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Sending “happy new years” in iMessage and my phone adds fireworks

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Stick season might not be in the critics best songs of 2022 but it’s definitely the best song specifically about sticks that’s come out in a while I think

[jess @enchantedjess13]

anyone else get these extremely personal messages from spotify?? weird

[Moy @MoMvmn_]

Aw man

[trash jones @jzux]

ah I’d love to but i’m pretty booked up this winter

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

When I hang out with my friends and life is fun again

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Everyone please remember to stream stick season as you return home for the holidays as that is its intended use

[vanessa @assenavmarie]

Thank you SO much for this masterpiece, @BachelorFantake #BachelorInParadise

[🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

just know no line in princess diaries 3 will ever top this.

[Corinne @Nielsen_ecorinn]

I just know this woman is exhausting to be around. #BachelorInParadise