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Empath. Self-diagnosed neurodivergent.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

I have a lot to be grateful for

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David Beckham

[Kolade @uttdkola]

Guess the player

Level: VERY HARD

[Oses @Quaizar_]

I was seeing Jide Kosoko and other names 😂

[YH @Yemihazan]

Asides Olu Jacob's, there's no actor in this country, dead or alive that can level up with Pete Edochie fr.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Pray make nobody feed you my leader. I done tell you o

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

Marriage is supposed to be a partnership where both partners should look at for each other when the need arises.
Some of these takes are archaic and outdated cos I see no problem with a wife feeding her husband.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Babe wey go melt once she see you? No play o!

[JUST @negodunwoke]

😂🤣🤣🤣

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Lol before…

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

If it were up to you, could you leave a first-class country to become a King in a third-class country?

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Lmao if I speak… na initial gra gra sha 😂

[JUST @negodunwoke]

I been dey reason next year

But how person wan do now… this one wey the people wey we wan go see don dey get trust issues like this 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Oses @Quaizar_]

According to the 2023 ranking for HDI, Edo, Kogi, Ebonyi and Ekiti sit on positions 8, 9, 10 and 11 respectively. I get that their governors are proper bellends but if you are from a state that isn’t top 7, this joke is on you

[Fatai Ibrahim, RN,MSN 🇳🇬🇺🇸 @rundriveng]

If you are not from Ebonyin,Ekiti, Edo and Kogi.

You don’t know what you have achieved in life.

I pity my friends from those states.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

I agree blood. I need visit 234 sha. Done too tey

[JUST @negodunwoke]

Justice for IJGB 😂

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I paid £120 after forgetting to pay for my Manchester airport visit. I registered 2 visits that day. The day I made the payment is one of the top 3 saddest days in this country for me.

[JoBelle @Jojo_agboola]

Most UK airports charge you just to drop someone off at the terminal.

Heathrow: £7
Gatwick: £10
Stansted: £10
Edinburgh: £8.50

But here’s what many people don’t realise

Many airports have a free drop off option in their long stay, mid stay or park & ride car park.

For example

Heathrow: Park & Ride
Manchester free drop off facility on Thorley Lane, near JetParks 1
Gatwick: Long Stay
Stansted : Mid Stay
Edinburgh: Long Stay

You drop them there then they either take a free shuttle or walk to the terminal.

It’s slightly less convenient but it can save you £7 to £10 every single time.

Especially useful if you’re regularly driving family or friends to the airport

Check the airport site for the exact free zones before you go

[Oses @Quaizar_]

They won’t count the ones he scored in the Ottoman league of course

[Sultan Bazz (Sultan Bazz Consult) @bazeetajedenewb]

Osimhen doesn’t have more than 140 goals???

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Lmfao

[JUST @negodunwoke]

What happened to real lovers mehn??? 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Oses @Quaizar_]

??????????

[Oversabi Nurse 👩‍⚕️🇬🇧 @AsidanyaMiracle]

Routine Simple IV hydration therapy is good.
That is administering saline, vitamins or minerals to support hydration and wellness.

Different people with different goals- simple hydration, immune support, skin health etc.

It's not to be abused. These people are checked and reviewed.

If you have the money, you're a busy person, care about your health and wellness, it's a good to do.

A lot of people also walking around with AKI 1 in Nigeria without knowing. Lots of malaria bites, people drinking Agbo, overuse of painkillers, many drug users, imbalance nutrition less than body requirements, etc.

PS: I did not say you should go and buy drip and ask your nursing friends to give you. You need to be under a clinic.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Lmao

[isaac @BigYves7]

talmbout "no be poly I go", girl my HND in mechanical engineering clears your degree in political science

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Aguiyi Ironsi

[Greg Nwoko 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 @nwoko_greg62705]

Question of the day:

Who was ruler of Nigeria when you were born?

Me: General “Jack”.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

@KokoriBoy @Oluwatimil22772 I try to be a centrist when it comes to these things. I like people to have choices as long as the choices aren’t criminal. I still believe this one is an outlier. I want to believe this isn’t the norm with gay people

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Calling male musicians “boring” because they choose to only fuck women or because they aren’t vocal with their support for homosexuality is heterophobia.

[waffles. @Oluwatimil22772]

Ayra starr is bisexual, fave is bisexual, tems is an ally, Niniola is an ally, tiwa savage is an ally, Darkoo is gay, teni is an ally. The female artist I'm the industry are bold, fun and not boring unlike the other gender

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Thailand
Jamaica

[Glam Angel @Glam_AngeI]

Name the two countries??

[Oses @Quaizar_]

@Oluwatimil22772 As a heterosexual, tweeting shit that remotely resembles homophobia will get me in trouble. We heterosexuals aren’t even allowed to call ourselves “straight” anymore because y’all find it offensive 😂 we are in danger.

@KokoriBoy help please 🙏

[Oses @Quaizar_]

na only for internet Nigerian girls hate yahoo boys o!

[Rock it @Rockit015]

Yahoo culture is alarming

There’s a boy at our makeup training and some set of girls pick up on him a lot.

They got into an argument today and these girls said “his mates are bombing he’s here learning makeup”.

[Oses @Quaizar_]

Violence has no color.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Charlie Kirk was visiting college campuses, arguing that Black people are inherently violent. In the middle of an outdoor debate, right after he mentioned gang violence, a white man fatally shot him in the neck. This event serves as a reminder that, historically, white people are the most violent race on earth.