If I was in charge of that #severealert button I'd be at it every half hour.
"We're under attack! - sorry flock of birds"
"Earthquake! Sorry, bass line from festival dance track"
"Gas bomb detected! Sorry, uncollected bin from Raj Tandoori"
@afneil Calling it not crashing the economy but "Discombobulating the financial markets" sounds a lot like when Elon Musk described his rocket blowing up as a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"