I have no idea how girls do it.... I cannot physically point my ass at a mirror and take a picture like that like.... how do you even make it look good?? And don’t even get me STARTED on bitches out here arching their backs for a picture good LAWD
⚠️ It is fine to get lit tonight & celebrate, but DO NOT FUCKING DARE put lives in danger by getting behind the wheel if you’ve been drinking. Call an Uber or Lyft. If you can’t afford it, tweet me & I’ll call for you. NO EXCUSES. Don’t take away someone’s 2020 before it begins.
imagine:
u awake on Christmas with ur husband of 4 years (if ur a man reading this u are gay for this scenario no homo tho) and y’all go downstairs to open gifts, he give u a box, u unwrap it and there’s nothing in it..?
u say “what’s this babe”
and he say “kindness”