Queen Mufti

PARODY ACCOUNT of Her Excellency the Saffron Queen of Kashmir. Tweets personal, RTs mean little Naeem nicked my phone. Qu'ils mangent de la brioche.

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Hatha Haseeba Yi Kussu Taawan Schunuth!!! #RIPArt370

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All this talk of GST makes me want to have Gol Gappas.

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So what, Haseeba urf Khokke Mout used to oppose GST? He used to oppose BJP too! Whatever he opposes - he ends up supporting! Baji ka genius!

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Seems, just like me, Pak players too spent most of their time eating golgappas. #indiavspak

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Tassaduq taking Bahubali 2 way too seriously. Says he's back for his crown and kingdom. My Chief Secretary playing Kattapa.

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Tassu will advise me now as my Adviser on core issues of cinematography and art of running away from elections - his specialisations! Huh!

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Back in Srinagar with my Darbar. Here ONLY to buy milk and toffees. AND yes - repairing street lights. Period. #Justputtingitoutthere

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Modi Ji is the only hope.
Modi Ji is the only hope.
Modi Ji is the only hope.
Modi Ji is the only hope.
#OnRepeat #SaturdayHits

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Your Queen's Army conducted a door-to-door public outreach program under Sadhbhavna in Shopian yesterday. Media distorting it as "crackdown"

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Taawnas laeg!

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My police has arrested "internet" - a known stone pelter and slapped a virtual PSA on it. Aur karo #GoMehboobaGo! Buhahaha! #CheckMate!

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My answer to #GoMehboobaGo is #GoTassaduqGo! Baji being #honest!

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What could be a bigger Confidence Building Measure than Modi Ji giving me three more months of probation! This too is a moral victory!

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Met Modi Ji, Rajnath Ji, Prasad Ji and a host of other JIs in Dilli. Was assured I won't be thrown out just yet. This is a moral victory.

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'Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao' scheme will henceforth be called the 'Mehbooba Bachao, Beti Ladao' scheme. Effective immediately.

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Here Altaf is the stick and Haseeb is the carrot. And Baji is a genius. Period. #GoAltafGo https://t.co/SJPOCcI8Rw

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Altaf Bukhari issues a statement against @rammadhavbjp while Haseeb Drabu rushes to BJP Office to prostate before him. What a shame @jkpdp!

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Naag Devta paid a visit to one's official residence in Jammu today. Bodes well for the PDP-BJP alliance. Feeling blessed. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼 🙏🏼

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PDP Political Affairs Committee protesting at Jantar Mantar, Delhi against BJP snatching the MLC seat from us. All Ministers present.

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One has decided to tie Tassaduq to one's bonnet to prevent any bloodshed. #GeniusBaji

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@abdullah_omar @MehboobaMufti Oh shush! One has given a clear direction. Tourism or Terrorism?