Allison

[chasity @_chasitycharnae]

especially after you JUST got your hair done

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we���ve also notice that—“

me:

[. @PGK___]

Yes. I linked wit this Nigga and never unlinked 😭😭😭😭😭

[Allison @QueenAl__]

Guilty 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Friends: Be ready by 8pm

Me at 7:51pm

[Allison @QueenAl__]

My uncle got his wife’s name as Ice Queen in his phone🤣 petty don’t have an age limit 💀

[Allison @QueenAl__]

@ImA_TrueImage I gotta go after we drop this baby, I can’t eat raw seafood rn 😭

[Allison @QueenAl__]

My man wanna take me to Nobu so bad, anyone ever been ???

[f.ck it; we ball 🦈 @MainmanPeanut]

Y’all not scared of nothing but black ppl

[Allison @QueenAl__]

My boyfriend: you mean in real life

Me: my momma wasn’t lying when she said it the first time🤣

[Allison @QueenAl__]

My boss just said, “cash app me $50, I think my cash app broke” why did someone just comment “done” 💀💀💀

[Allison @QueenAl__]

I can’t believe I’m a dog mom 😮‍💨

[Allison @QueenAl__]

Burn the whole house down

[A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑 @Taurus_Groove]

A snake comin out the ceiling?! It can have the house

[Allison @QueenAl__]

Burna Boy’s voice is heaven sent ❤️🥹

[faith @faiththegemini]

I’m decent with holding my tongue… but these FACIAL EXPRESSIONS??

[Thatgirl. @arionnnnnne]

POV: me when I come back outside

[✰ @koi_takleef]

Me looking at the imaginary camera everytime something crazy happens

[faith @faiththegemini]

They need to make a pack with only these ones in it

[jaida @jaidasmoneee]

“ yhu”, “yuu” , YOUUUU just need to stop fucking typing