I prepared an agent for Examination in Chief and even gave him a write up, he came back and said he knew everything offhand.
Court: with this document what do you want the court to do for you?
My client: I want the court to use the evidence against me.
Me:
If you really want to know the state of this country we live in, just read the newspaper.
Almost every page is a reflection of how dysfunctional this country is
Valentine is coming and some of you want to buy Singlet and Boxers again. Please, don't do it. ��
What’s the worst gift you’ve gotten? Tell your story in the replies, let us learn from your tears.
1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.
5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.
@collinsumeh042 @yabaleftonline Using a specific bank does not make anybody look “lazy and unserious”, most people that use Opay or
Palmpay still have accounts with other commercial bank