Mushroom McEwan

i'm a fearless feline who uses my beautiful blues to get what i want

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

Hmmm I wonder what treats are in store for me at the bottom of this mug....

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

This is the life...

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

How am I lookin'? http://t.co/CAzEK8vA

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

Yay I'm on tv :-D

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

If carlsberg did cats they'd probably be the best cats in the world

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

I like this cats style! Will have to try this myself! http://t.co/ydJhO2l3

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

Loads of women by the pool reading 50 shades of grey I pull out a copy of razzle and I am the perv.

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

Take a marker pen on holiday & just wright fifty shades on the front of your porn mag title so u can join in with all the ladies by the pool

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

@FillHellMouth oooh good luck! Does that mean that you will be getting it soon?

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

Just gotta do a few stretches.....actually this is pretty comfy, might have a little nap

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

@emzblair yea it finally arrived :-D

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

@emzblair haha didn't realise I was on this account. And yea us cats r major gamblers! Lol

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

@emzblair yea I did the same thing :-( gutting isn't it?! Lol

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

It's a hard life being a cat!

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

Just chillin'....killin'

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

It's very important to stretch when you do exercise

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

I'm setting a new trend....doing the thriller dance on your back!

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

Yay they finally started letting me out! for some reason they put this thing round my neck first...humans! *Rolls eyes*

[Mushroom McEwan @QueenMushy]

No you will not have the remote, we are watching MY programmes!