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Sarcasm Queen || Acquired taste || Extremely open book
~no meet ups~

[ॐ𓋹𓂀༄ @_porruiz]

me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años

[serenity @sxserenren]

don’t kys you won’t be able to see all the funny tweets when trump dies

[K☆Y B @itsohhhhkaybaby]

Why do people think I hate men ? I don’t hate men , I hate bitch ass nggas .

[clementine @urfavtammy]

mándame un video viniendote con sonido gimiendo mi nombre y te perdono

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

“I asked Chat GPT”

Well I asked the bees in my garden and they told me that DATA CENTERS ARE KILLING THEM YOU FUCKS. And when they are all dead, you will be too.

[rυbყ @heoryn]

if I had infinite lives I'd kill myself in front of every person I hate

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i hate staying the night @ a man’s house that shit always feels like sleeping in the woods to me

[Jem 🎀 @certified_jem]

If I’m on my period and my man says “your mouth still work” I will end his life😂😂😂

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[🍑 @QueenOfMsry]

Oops 😬

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

no u still cute just the way you smoked at 9am but didn't eat till 5pm surprised me

[𓃹 @punkbnny]

you’re ragebaiting me because you want to have sex with me aren’t you

[ᴄrissy @1nonlycs]

ok well i got too much going on rn to gaf

[🦋 @leftunsents]

what substance do i need to abuse to not feel the need to be loved anymore

[shakar @8igboobs]

if the government really had my nudes they would've been tried to fuck me

[َ @kittenmilkliver]

I’m a pervert, but a very shy one

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

y’all would burn me at the stake if y’all knew some of my kinks 😔

[J @0x_jh]

Lowkey I want a girl FWB 😭🫣🤭

[hera @shiningdaisies]

the f in my name stands for financially responsible that is why there is no f in my name i am buying myself more trinkets

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I have the worst authority issues cause wym I have to and I need to…I don’t gotta do shit actually

[𝙿𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻💔 @Aloneszn0]

We've all had that moment 😶‍🌫️