Idea: Dogpunk world, which is like steampunk but instead of the world being powered by steam its powered by those fucking turnspit dogs on a wheel. All technology, including planes and tanks are all dog powered somehow
My 5yo keeps being like “I’m so excited for 9/11” and it’s because he’s getting something in the mail he’s been waiting on a long time but I finally had to be like buddy… you can’t just say that
having a little fun rotating in my head the contradictory desires of 1) living off the grid with few if any connections to society and 2) “generational wealth”. in what, buried pirate treasure?
The reason people hate flock cameras is that they know the government will not use them to lock up the insane depraved criminals who will stab you while you walk through Times Square but will instead mail you a ticket for speeding on an empty highway at 2AM.
next time i have to chase a guy i'm definitely throwing in a "i'm getting closer" that's diabolically funny holy fuck, i know that guy had piss running down his leg
They used to pay people to do overnight work. Home Depot was 24hr for “some reason” because there were crews doing construction and road work and other services while you slept and now they just do it at 8am while you are trying to get to work