Queen Thranduil

King or queen of Mirkwood which ever you prefer. I 'm not mean. I'm sassy. 2 fab 4 u

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Legolas' got 99 problems, but gravity ain't one.

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@dparis_silver Ditindik telinga itu pakek alat kayak tembakan kan bukan jarum? Thanks

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Bard has finally learned something from me. It's ok to love yourself more than you love others #gaston #beautyandthebeast

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I just watched beauty and the beast, it reminds me of Legolas amd Gimli, except Gimli hasn't transformed yet #idoubthewill

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I hate it when someone says "I'll never get old, I'll be forever young" I'll make sure that you'll die before you're old. bitch

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why do i always look good when i don't need to look good? kidding! I look good every time duhh?

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I just lost weight, and an hour later, I got it back #poorme

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Girl, don't ever say that I'm cute. cause I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous.

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@ThranduilsStory girl I swear, I should've be as smart as you

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@actual_legolas well okaay

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I just bought fifty shades of grey novel and I want my damn money back

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I'm sick of you guys tryna compare my power to Galadriel's. Girl, she might be more powerful than me, but who can handle these eyebrows?

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I'm not mean, I'm sassy, know the difference!

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it seems like twitter is dead.. just like Thorin, #what?

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@ItsOnlyJustine lucky b*, but you're really gorgeous

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why is Legolas always stole the attentions that I shoul've got? he's my son, but he ain't no more fabulous than me

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you need to shut the fuck up when i'm around

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the whole jewels thing is for my wife, but that doesn't mean i don't like them too. i'd kill to have thim

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girl.. who needs a damn sword when my crown can stab you to death!

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you used to call me on my cell phone, and I wouldn't answer cause I hate you

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it's 2016 and you're still single