Lucy van Pelt

Psychiatrist, Friend, and Ruler of Everything.

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They told me it was impossible...

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@charlie91659778

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@charlie91659778 I had to DUMB down the questions for YOU because, if I recall, you're "Not very good at spelling and numbers."

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@charlie91659778 I don't need your sass when I'm TRYING to conduct a SURVEYYYY!!!!

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Apparently, a 64 pack of crayons is more important than family.

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#stressed #crabbinesssurvey #selfawareness #myapologies

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@Blanketbro took my pencil...I guess I can't write my book report. *oh no
(*heavy sarcasm)

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We're practicing for the big game...
You can see the team play on Nov 17, 18, & 19
(Side Note to managers: Good strategy never hurt anyone)

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That awkward moment when Beethoven's birthday is in December and you're already celebrating...

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Oh sure. Becoming a lawyer deserves "high praise", but buying my own queendom is "not an aspiring career choice." THIS IS UNDEMOCRATIC!!!

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enigma: (n) a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand.

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I haven't seen my pencil since the glee fiasco, I wonder... @Blanketbro

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If only Schroeder loved me as much as he loves Beethoven. :(