CaptainUwuPwice

Brown nerd with boobs, meme connaisseur, dankologist & professional shitposter. 🖖🏽💩✨

[paul de revere @pderevere]

honestly one of the funniest things i have ever watched in my life i recite it to myself in my head regularly

[💖Epic Edster💖 @Epic_Edster]

HELPP WHAT IS THIS GIF

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me :

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

alhamdulillah the eiffel tower will turn into a giant minaret, no more baguette only shawarma, mbappe will wear hamas fighter mask vs spain

[davis rugs not drugs 🏃‍♂️ @illegalrugs]

This shit will always make me die laughing

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[Don Lago @DonLagoTV]

@15HunnidJustin Imagine being a bear and getting one random bbq sauce fish and going the rest of your life thinking about the one special fish.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[Tarig @AirTarig]

This baby sound like Annalise Keating