D. Everett

Heartily queer Southerner. Progressive. Poz. Professed smart ass. I like calamari, yoga, craft beers, cigars, beards... among other things. And I write stuff.

[Covie @covie_93]

The country is being run by drug addicts, reality tv stars and fox news hosts.

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@AnnCoulter I think there's a urine joke in there somewhere.

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@ProudResister @BannonRace @BernieSanders @staceyabrams @BernieSanders is not he first politician to do this and he won't be the last. Believe it or not, I can digest multiple responses to the SOTU.

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Yeah, I'd totally fuck #AdamLevine even though I hate Maroon 5's music.

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The coffee billionaire isn't going to fix anything. I doubt he could fix you an espresso.

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@MonicaLewinsky Schitt's Creek

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This is literally what I see anytime #AnnCoulter is retweeted. #Coultergeist

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@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump You might want to start spiking your juice boxes with vodka.

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@HoarseWisperer Felicity.

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@realDonaldTrump Please learn the appropriate use of quotation marks. And resign.

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@SavannahGuthrie @TODAYshow Well, it's not like I had any respect for you anyway.

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@BillOReilly Kamala Harris never had your vote. And you're still a sexual predator.

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#LindseyGraham went to Turkey but somehow managed not to end up in a Turkish prison.

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@rolandscahill Olivia Colman

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@BettyBowers @AnnCoulter No, I knew she was stupid the first time I ever heard her speak. She's all hair, hate and hyperbole.

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I don't believe in hell. But if I did, this is probably what Dante's Third Circle of Hell looks like. #FastFood #WhiteHouseDinner

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@AP_Politics Yeah, um, he took the blame before he did it. He owned the shutdown. It's on video. That's the fact. Your revisionist fact checking is spurious nonsense.

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@JoeMyGod No poppers for you!

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@TheAcademy Have you considered Kenan Thompson? He's spent 15 years in front of live audiences on SNL. He's funny. He's not Kevin Hart. #Oscars

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I case anyone needs to be reminded, #MittRomney is a renowned corporate whore.