Real_Queers_Of_Southampton

A twitter dedicated to the incredible things said and done in a queer university student household.

🐸 - they/them
🦝 - All
🦎 - he/him, it/its
🐀 - he/they

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

🦝 - "I've entered new levels of cringe that even I can't sustain."

Good lord it's been a while.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"I'll threaten Snap, Crackle and Pop!" - 🦝

Leave my cereal alone damn you!

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"Oh I'll be using binced meef...minced beef!" - 🐸, followed by several moments of hysterical laughter.

It's okay 🐸, I'm sure binced meef is great.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"BOUNCE BACK YOUR MOTHER!" - 🐸

Directed at Hell's Kitchen because 🐸 hates the use of that phrase

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"You know it's come to something when your Mac 'n cheese is more orange than your orange juice." - 🦝

Welcome to all-nighters in the university library folks. Pray for 🦝's heart valves.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"You're throwing the drawing board at the wall and seeing what sticks" - 🐸

A wonderful malaphor from 🐸, after watching 🐀 try literally every statistics test on a dataset for a university assignment

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"Snaps. Sad naps. Depression naps are renamed snaps." - 🐸

My god they're on a roll.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

While chopping mushrooms for dinner

"I'm a machine...a mushine if you will" - 🐸

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

"Entology is the study of ents." - 🐸

And there's your Easter words of wisdom folks.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

🦝 - "you're like a magnet, a Fag-net if you will"

Thanks 🦝, truly iconic.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

🦎 - "Damn it 🐀! I came down here for a drink and your nipple talk distracted me!"

🐀 - *wheezing laughter*

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

From this queer household to you all,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

From 🐸, 🦎, 🦝 and 🐀

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

From the members of this queer household -

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

Today on 🐀 should not be left alone:

He has discovered that he only gets the motivation to clean when Bo Burnham's Inside album is playing.
🐀 Is not sure how he managed to Pavlov himself like this but we're going with it.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

Today on: 🐀 should not be left alone.

A weird beeping disrupted the silence, 🐀 spent ten minutes trying to figure out what appliance it was (mildly worried it was the CO detector or something).

It was his phone. His eat lunch alarm was going off.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

Not BeReal going off while we were doing a house viewing of Markiplier's OnlyFans... - 🐀

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🐸 - "MAKE THE VATICAN RELEASE THE BOOK OF WHO!"

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Allow me to clarify that it was in fact 🦎 complaining about a lack of tits, 🐸 was simply mocking it.

[Real_Queers_Of_Southampton @QueersReal]

🐸 - "I can't run! I've got no boobs! Nothing to counterbalance this dumptruck!"

All based off of a misspeak by 🦎, fantastic

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*the household are discussing that one internet phenomenon of n*zi furries*

🦝 - "who would do that?"
🐸 - "Kanye!"

*Cue us all dying of laughter*