Average rapper: I’ll kill you in your sleep
JAY-Z: Administer pain, next the minister screaming your name
At your wake as I peek in, look in your casket, feeling sarcastic
“Look at him - still sleeping”
Throwback of Jewish Israeli-Canadian Rapper Drake discussing his deep disdain for Black culture amongst his day-one White friends at a Kosher Deli restaurant 👀😳
Me: "Trump wouldn't have allowed little Patrick Bet-David into this country..no Iranians were allowed in this year..How do you feel about that?"
@patrickbetdavid: "You are so funny..I would have found a way to get in."
Me: "You would have come in illegally?"
I did @PBDsPodcast:
I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.
They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. https://t.co/WmLfBroRIz
No, I am a man. A Black American man, unlike you 😭😭😭
You can find me at any of the places below. I don’t hide my face on the net like you.
Also, Black women are the most educated demographic in America. They literally personify “logic”