@SulkySorcerer << force enough drinks into you... which will inevitably lead to word vomit... or actual vomit - neither of which I'm mentally equipped to deal with...
OR... you can take a couple of these... [As if from nowhere, one hand dangled a baggie of pills a few inches from his face.] >>
@SulkySorcerer I think you mean "thank you for saving me from permanent frown lines". [Waving a vibrantly colored drink before his petulant features.] Here. Have a drink. Loosen up. Live a little.
Listen here, @SulkySorcerer, if I have to drag you out by your hair, kicking and screaming, so help me... I will.
But it would be much easier if you just came willingly.
@SulkySorcerer [He was a liar. And a terrible one at that.
It was just a small dose of what I'd ingested... and it would definitely get him where he needed to be.] Would you really care if I did?
@SulkySorcerer [Before he could steal my glass, I slipped a little something extra in there... after all, he'd been complaining that he wasn't at my level yet.] Easily remedied.
[I made a full pitcher of tonight's cocktail before retreating to the couch beside him, completely engrossed in >>
@SulkySorcerer Does that mean I'm like... your dealer? [I wasn't sure how I felt about that but I was damn sure how I felt about another drink... and another.] Josh is better at that. I get all my shit from him.
When you only see half of a conversation... you have to wonder if the other person is really there or if Josh just hooked them up with some really good shit...