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Cooked in much oil quantity. Pug + Child. Joy Division record in a United shirt. A Cool Angel’s Thesis:

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@ronmanagernottm Wholesome until you realise I was essentially torturing the poor things in their tiny tank 😂.

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I tapped my fingers on the glass as a child.
I thought the fish wanted human friends.

[Ron Manager Remembers Nottingham @ronmanagernottm]

Chester has the Blue Planet and Birmingham the National Sea Life Centre, but we had Jerry's Tank, a saline coffin of bemused guppies dreaming of a free transfer to The Deep in Hull.

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@PabloAnon010 I think you will find it's DexX from Nigeria. The world's foremost expert on creating imaginary stadiums via Grok.

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@sarm0161 Nickelback playing whilst you're in the queue to get a scalding hot double cheeseburger pie and a Bud Light.

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

who is making these videos im actually crying

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Oh thank God. He could have proofread the letter, though. Doesn’t make you look good, Wes (if that’s even your real name).

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@baldandglasses @Lizabidobay2 @howdoharry Oh my God Purple Aki’s been reincarnated as an ugly white man.

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@idlewildgirl He sweats buckets because puberty so it would have been a hydration break for the other poor bastards in the sack race with him bounding about!

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Myles' school are going ahead with SPORTS DAY at midday tomorrow in this bastard heat. Not a chance he's going in. I'll take all accusations of being a bad mum TBH.

[Juan Vargas (Mundial’s Version) @agoodjuan]

tomorrow

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@JBanned__ Agree, I just think he stands for absolutely nothing. I'd rather loathe him than the sheer indifference be provokes.
Anyway, The Reform Bandits will be along shortly to reply to this, enjoy!

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

PM ??? No thanks 🤣🤣 bosh

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@JimTheBastard I prefer to believe that things could get better rather than handing the reins to a pisshead Nazi with a talk show on GB News and emboldening the country's far right.

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I actually felt a bit sorry for Theresa May when she did this. She was shit but you could tell she wanted to do well. She had a personality. A weird personality, but she had one.

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@Danny_McMoomins 9.45 on a Monday morning.

Never change.

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@Beigerevenge I just don't think he seems to give a damn. About anything, particularly. I'm sure he was a very accomplished lawyer and all that business.

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He wasn't willing to go when Streeting was the next in line, but now Burnham is involved he's running away. Telling. And thank goodness because have you ever seen such a wet bulb of a man.

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@matkinsj You think I'd know that with science and all that, but weather isn't really my specialist subject. I also don't watch TV weather forecasts so maybe it's been used for ages and I'm just the last one to know.

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What the hell is a wet bulb temperature? Wet bulb sounds like a slur for a thick person. "OI YOU WET BULB". "Stacey Solomon? No she's a right wet bulb". That sort of thing.

[Met4Cast - UK Weather @Met4CastUK]

Wet bulb temperatures on Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday could exceed >25°C widely.

This is the critical threshold for vulnerable populations (elderly, infants, or individuals with chronic illnesses). It is also the point where anyone performing moderate to heavy physical labor or outdoor sports faces an exceptionally high risk of heat exhaustion and heatstroke.

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@DukePD81 Mum was scared to go into her own house and she had nowhere else to go. Bet rozzers knock at the door and everything's fine now - they're both having a laugh at the little cripple two doors down. Next time they can fight to the death, I'm staying in the garden 😂

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Just walked into fight between a terrified, bawling mother and a lump of a daughter. Tried to calm it down and she called me a fucking cripple (original) and "get back to me when you can walk" (I was walking at the time).