Quibble The Quizzical

Residents of Twitter, prepare your wands for the great darkness 🧹

#GoblinHater #WizardSpellsMatter

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@wildtiktokss That's when they Lumus Maxima yo ass during the night shift

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"The Druid could live anywhere"

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Roses in the sea

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I'm not Googling it
For the realm's sake, I am a Wizard
I DO NOT GOOGLE IT
I COMMENCE IT
I PONDER AND THEN I
CONJURE IT FROM THE ETHER OF THOUGHT

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In other words, when you're "casting" your white spells, make sure that the son of a witch you're pinning down doesn't have a reflection spell cast in her "aooga". I am covered in my own White Spells rn and it is not a good experience

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When you think of casting a fireball, it is recommended to analyze if you are protected from its effects.

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@ElderQuillSage Your old ass aint ever finding your lunch, for I, the greater wizard, have eaten it

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Ive said it once and ill say it again, they aint seeing the almighty QUIBBLEWHACK THE QUIZZICAL IN THE FLESH, CASTING SPELLS THAT YOUR STUPID HUMAN MINDA CANT EVEN BEGIN TO SHAPE INTO WORDS at the events if a mere goblin is able to visit the vicinities of it

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Has the Olympics Comitee banned goblins already?

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happy birthday Harrison Ford, i hope you can one day, open a horse dealership here in the middle earth

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WWIII? What the scrumpulous devilish plans are the knights unleashing?

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@ElderQuillSage Damn you and your condescending answers

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Stop asking for me to open a OnlyWizards, my wand is private matter for me and my WILFs only

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Its #NationalBikiniDay. Where the witches at, this old wand wanna cast spells tonight

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I may request that you get thsoe elder buttocks from whom away from my area effectively immeadiately, those rubbish paintings are against the code

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Motherfuckers done paiting nightly activities like thats something to be immortalized

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@njoyzgrl81 Where are the WILFs that are like you?

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Any cool places on this middle earth of nowhere?

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Thinking about leaving my castle this weekend

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@TheRealTawlest Fair point, but i cast my BurnTheTongueWithASipOfAHotBeverageWhenYouWereCheckingIfItWasHot making só you can't taste anything

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Them skeletons been groovin extra on their thumbstones lately