Ja'mie King

Learning to be me.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I only post selfies just so I can remind people that there's someone out there hotter than them #me

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I'm the hottest bitch in North Sydney.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I came out to win the hillford medal and honestly i am feeling so attacked right now.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I don't want to be like, upstaged by a bunch of dykes.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I usually try to avoid public school people, d'you know what I mean?!

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Everyone’s going on about twerking, but I actually invented it about two years ago.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I knew I was going to be perfect from year 7

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Girls want to be me, so they bitch about me for that reason.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I'm fabulous and you basic bitches need to get that imprinted in your basic heads. #quiche

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I'm just an average girl who does great things. I should have won the Hillford medal. Fuck you Erin.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I guess I'm just that bitch.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Talk to me I'm feeling pretty random #looolz #awkies #random

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Half the teachers at my school are a bunch of twat betches.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Is anyone willing to do my homework for a tits pic? #notquiche

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Ummmm is it me or do bald guys remind you of big babies. Idk it's probably me being #random

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Every time I take a selfie I get distracted from how quiche I am.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

Sorry I haven't tweeted a lot. My dumb fucking dad took my laptop and phone again. #fuckmylife

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

I feel like quiche and money just go together. Like, you can't have one without the other.

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

If you've got your thighs rubbing together from fat then you need to think about what youre eating. Or accept the fact youll never be quiche

[Ja'mie King @QuicheJamie]

There's so many attention seekers here, it's tragic.