quichenight

an account dedicated to the wit and wisdom of America’s Bnad, Quichenufhy.

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Cat food scented towelette

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@Venmo YOU SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNT
FOR NO REASON AN HOUR BEFORE THE OUTAGE. I HAVE $1K IN THE ACCOUNT AND RENT IS DUE. GIVE ME MY MONEY RIGHT NOW YOU CROOKED FRAUDS.
YOU AEE TELLING ME TO WAIT
3-5 BUSINESS DAYS. I NEED ACCESS TO THAT MONEY.

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@Venmo Nope. You froze my account with 1k inside yesterday and now you say it’ll be 3-5 business days. Rent unpaid. You are a scam company. @PayPal @AskPayPal

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THIS PLATFORM IS NOT PREPARED FOR MY NEAT CONTENT

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While the company and I did not part on amicable terms, I still get a warm, moist feeling in my body similar to the contrast in a CT scan when BCF rolls around. https://t.co/BUOgV4Zkzr

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Who was The Strokes of the 1950s?

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old

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Video: "L.A. Time" - Quichenight (Brett Rosenberg) http://t.co/3SOHGXuD

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@atrupar Reading the teleprompter like it’s the CBS newsbag

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@atrupar I’ve been watching for him to call her Commula for weeks and he almost did it here.

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Next time you’re hung-ry
Eat a me-al

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@LoneStarDemocrt Get ready for a brutal coup by rural weirdo beardo rightwinger preppers in every American city

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@GovJVentura A lot of people in unexpected pockets of society believed him to be the wrecking ball that could smash status quo and deliver on things no one else could. They’ve seen the wrecking ball in action—he came, he went, he’s back, and he’s still shooting the same line as 2016. Over.

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No man is an island 134 miles off the coast of Alabama

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I wish I knew what I know now
And you don’t mess around with Jim

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@Scaramucci I don’t see Trump staying in the race. Look at his schedule.

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@KamalaHQ

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@ginnyhogan_

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@Scaramucci He never had a game. He’s been an erratic but extremely lucky useful idiot the whole time.

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@PicturesFoIder a burger should be able to be eaten in 5 mins. anything bigger and you’re missing the point. also why does everyone smash everything now? worst trend. buns hate you.

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@BenjySarlin Maybe he meant Kabbalah