𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡

You might recognize me from the best fucking kids show in the world, that's me.

//@_Elmer_Squad_💕//

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧

"If diabetes exists, than why's it so hard to spell?"

𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭, 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪-𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘙𝘗

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_

He was sitting at the kitchen table at the studio, eating lunch and watching TV. He wasn't wearing his paint and his hair wasn't curled, so his hair was long. It was a lazy day.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Probably hasn't taken a shower in awhile. I feel bad for you! Having to smell that, haha."

Laughing once more he set the paper down and stood back over by him.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Hah, sounds about right."

Taking a step away from him he grabbed a newspaper and pretended to read it. Not wanting to look suspicious.. Your choice if it worked.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Yeah he does. What do you think he's going to buy? And how much do you want to bet that he's going to get a pack of cigarettes."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ Looking at Elmer he raised his eyebrows and laughed. Not loudly enough for the guy to hear him though.

"I guess... Probably doesn't have very much money and thinks he's better than most people."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ Looking at the guy for a moment he whispered back.

"I don't know, 24? No, he looks younger.. 20."

He was curious about what this game was.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Purple?! Ooh!"

He smiled, not expecting that to happen but still thought it was neat!
It didn't take long for him to finish the bag, walking over he threw it in the trash.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Mhm, yes yes I'm fine. Some of these just make my throat sting."

After applying the paint he put it away and set the bag of chips down. He stuck out his tongue and asked "what's it look like?"

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ He spoke in his high voice as he nodded.

"Yes, I'm fine! I'm fine. It was just a really hot one, that's all."

Taking a brush and red paint out of his pocket, he painted where he wiped his eyes. He carries the stuff everywhere just incase.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Mhm."

He put a big cheeto in his mouth and sucked on it. His eyes teared up and his throat stung.

"Whoo, that was a hot one-"

He wiped his eyes and smiled. Good, he has the idea all planned out.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ He chuckled and glanced away, blushing.

"I-I'll definitely do it then. And I'll say I ate a Blah Blah bar to get it this way. That'll probably make the sales go up a little."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ Popping a few more in his mouth and sucking on them, he grinned and nodded.

"That would be neat. And if it stays on long enough I could go on the show and say "hey kids! Look at my tongue!"."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ Blah Blah grabbed a bag of hot cheetos and walked back over to stand next to Elmer. He took off his gloves so they wouldn't get dirty, then opened the bag and ate a few.

"Do you think my tongue will be blue and red after eating these?"

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Oh?~ Mm."

Smirking at him, he slowly walked away and started scavenging through the bags of chips, bending down to get a better look. He laughed at the packages to the off brand ones.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Well that sounds pretty boring, but since it's my day off honestly not that bad."

He thought for a moment and smiled, giggling a little.

"Oh, so that's why your kisses are so good! Because they taste like slushies! Wow!"

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ As long as he doesn't get Elmer in trouble, he doesn't want to get him fired for something as stupid as drinking a slushie.

"So what do you do here all day?"

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "But.."

He frowned a little and put the money away.

"Alright, if you say so."

Drinking some more of the slushie, he looked around at the store, seeing all the stuff that was there.

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Are you sure?"

He glanced away, thinking for a moment. Then he took a 5 dollar bill out of his pocket and held it out.

"No, I think I should."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "I bet they are all great. But this one- oh, it's amazing!"

He continued to drink it, watching Elmer.

"Do you want me to pay for this? I can."

[𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐡 @QuietTimeWBlah]

@_Elmer_Squad_ "Oh, thank you!"

He took it from him and smiled genuinely. He put the straw in his mouth and sucked hard, getting a bunch of slush in his mouth. His eyes widened as it hit his tongue.

"Mm, oh my god this is so goood~"