Quill them Softly

A daily dose of limericks and poems from an average Joe poet. Lighthearted. Follow and I will try to make you smile through the day. Current Affairs & Politics

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@RepAdamSchiff So if it’s not news worthy, why is Jim Acosta there every day?

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More Democrats continue to slide in
A crowded field they’ll all collide in
This race has too many Lanes
Let’s see who remains
Might turn out to be Joseph Biden #MorningJoe #Biden2020

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Now Gucci’s stopped selling its sweater
And Virginia has to get better
We are all part to blame
A historical shame
Cause black face won’t be a trend setter #GUCCI #BlackfaceDemocrats

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This speaker has gotten her butt up
Trumps speech left her wondering “well what up?”
As he tries to seem bipartisan
Not sure which “part” his heart is in
Will he plan for a shut down or shut up? #TrumpSpeech #Pelosi

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An increase in our taxes has become a new reprieve
It Will solve our economic woes Dems want us to believe
As I file my return
The Democrats must finally learn
the rich will not pay higher tax, No way, they’ll simply leave #Trump #taxes #Democrats

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Now Lizzie Warren tries to prove her tribal ancestry
Claiming that her DNA says she’s a Cherokee
Of native blood there’s just no tie
Turns out that it’s just a lie
I think she’s due a refund from 23 and me #ElizabethWarren #NativeAmerican

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Trump addresses the nation with Congress in session
In reality though I must make a confession
I’ll sit close to the TV
For what I really want to see
I can’t wait to watch Pelosi‘s facial expression

#Trump #Congress #Pelosi #NancyPelosi

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Tonight our president will address the nation
But Dems not feeling much elation
Let’s hope that his speech
Across the aisle will reach
But it’s quite a lofty expectation

#AddressNation #Democrats #PresidentAddressNation #President

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A big loss for New England had become a tempting tease
I Kinda wished that Brady would be brought down to his knees
But This year the game was boring
Had to keep myself from snoring
It would have been much better had they played against Drew Brees

#DrewBrees #NewEngland #Brady

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Belichick and Brady could you have a better friend?
An invite to the Super Bowl’s
Become a yearly trend 
Their legacy climbs higher and higher 
And I don’t think they’ll soon retire 
After all they have another title to defend

#TomBrady #Blichick #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2019

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𝐑𝐚𝐦 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞

The defense of the LA Rams was certainly sublime 
But They never saw the red zone which is certainly a crime
The offense should be well aware
For all their work, it’s only fair
The Rams will have to pay their punter lots of overtime

#Superbowl #LARams #Patriots

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𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙜

The groundhog saw his shadow though our climate now is storming
That means that spring will soon be here with milder weather forming
So how does he come up with that?
After all he’s just a rat
It’s hard to say but my guess is he believes in global warming

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@TheLibLawyer thanks for the follow The - have a great Saturday!

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@debramayberry thanks for the follow Debra. Have a great Saturday!

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@ExRepublican3 Thanks for following ExRepublican #1Voice #FBR #FBRParty. Appreciate it!

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𝗖𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗹𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘆

Now Cory Booker has joined the presidential race
They’re adding Democrats at a staggering pace
It’s anybody’s guess who’s next to jump
Just remember, they’ll have to beat Trump
Who could be a tough opponent to face

#CoryBooker @CoryBooker #BeatTrump

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@valorigeorge thanks for the follow Valori - have a great Friday!

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𝗡𝗼 𝗨𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗰𝘆

Democrats might think there’s no urgency
But Trump might declare an emergency
Another shut down is real
If we don’t have a deal
They might just start an insurgency

#Democrats #Trump #Shutdown #Shutdown2019