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The bizarre, the familiar, and the unusual. Be good to each other out there, and do try to enjoy it.

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Siempre me quiero ir, de la casa, de la escuela, del trabajo, de la calle, pero lo raro es que no sé ni a donde, solo me quiero ir

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

recently learned that my rice cooker's "quick" setting cooks the rice exactly the same in half the time. leading me to wonder: why was it wasting my fucking time before

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

(trying to say "there's plenty fish in the sea" but forgetting the phrase) there's animals all over the place

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

The first time I posted on Reddit someone replied and said “wrong sub” so I just deleted my account

[spaniel avenger @nicebigdog]

your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun

[bruno @brunitocoso]

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I can tell that it’s causing discomfort when I refuse to look at my phone idly in public spaces. But I’m trying to bring back just looking around

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Law School: in theory, this is how it should all work

Me: what about in practice

Law School: in what

[rune sword @runesword1]

hey baby you like uh… (opens my satchel and 17 tiny clay men scramble out running in all directions) oh fuck! grab them! fuck!

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Why did everyone question the Covid vaccine but not ozempic. Vanity is a horror

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i hate old people man. “i was in the war” congratulations. i’m gonna be in the next one and they have laser beams now

[Spinosaurus @Sornaman2001]

Fuck you too.