Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck?
Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!!
Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"
Antoni: letz make salad :)
Tan: I added a printed shirt 2 ur closet lols
Jonathan: heres a sunscreen
Karamo: how u feel bb
Bobby: I deconstructed ur entire house with my bare hands. I added 3 rooms and an extra bathroom. I built ur kids a treehouse there are chandeliers everywh-
Every date on the bachelor
Bachelor: I’m excited to spend this day
Girl: I’m so excited for day
Bachelor: I’m really looking to excited
Girl: I’m just excited to day
Bachelor: it’s so
Girl: I’m just to be here
Bachelor: today was so exciting
Girl: for excited
Girl: :)
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