jo

get a load of this guy

[jo @Quinoseph]

gonna make an ongoing list of things that are mexican

[alex @akiyuuta]

an hour delay ?? mexicans always come late so this has to be a sign we will win #trust

[Bottomless Pit Supervisor, Esq. @PitBottomSuper]

If you're pregnant and can sprint into the US from Guatemala in 30 minutes, your child clearly *has* to be an american citizen, because we need him for our supersoldier program

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Can’t believe I was just born Mexican what an unreal W from my parents

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Thinking about the wave of fusion restaurants to come from this and getting full body chills

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Fuck it USA in 7

[Icy @whereicy]

There’s people being Mexican who ain’t ever been Mexican before

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

@MissMinaYoon That chamoy soju gonna hit the streets of Southern California like crack in the 80s

[Mina Yoon 🍒 @MissMinaYoon]

The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

These niggas finding out we really like that over here

[jo @Quinoseph]

if i could travel anywhere it would be the wii sports resort island

[THERAVADA @THERAVADA]

Every time i see the fedex logo im like damn man that designer lost his mind w that one

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Mamdani is the first mayor who would support Spider-Man.

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[Alison 🌾 @alison_renner]

Feb 2025: “Luka was supposed to be the next statue in Victory Park”
June 2026:

[el @eleesalw]

Luka trade so bad they’re throwing out the building